Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Saw his reflection?

Shot dead by rabid 2nd Amendment zealots in order to fight tyranny?

Died of the common cold following the CDC walkout?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Vultures thought he was already a corpse?

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Hope springs eternal ...

[surfered]

10. Like these? Could feed an entire flock

[SheltieLover]

15. Yup. Clean-up crew!

[MrWowWow]

2. Died of Syphilis

-traced back to his daughter, Ivanka.

Donald J. Trump
Yesterday
Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of Syphilis, an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

[twodogsbarking]

13. Which one?

We are bad. You started it.

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. RIP

[malaise]

20. Bwaaaaah

😂😂

[Dulcinea]

4. Covid following Brainworm Bobby's decimation of the CDC.

That would be poetic justice.

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. Waiting for that Big Beautiful Bottle

[SheltieLover]

17. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[3Hotdogs]

6. Not to worry. When he croaks,

JD's tanned, rested and ready.

[surfered]

7. Not yet, but we're praying for it

CAN I GET AN AMEN?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[llmart]

8. You can get an "Amen" and a K&R from me!

[surfered]

11. 🙏

[SheltieLover]

16. Amen!

[twodogsbarking]

12. Hummingbirds mistake him for a giant orange flower and pick him to pieces while humming "Y M C A".

[2MuchNoise]

14. If he's not going to croak...

Will somebody just shoot me, because I can't take it anymore.

[malaise]

18. No but hopefully

the fallout at the CDC will land on his head and KABOOM!😀

Add link
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220594845

[hlthe2b]

19. "Hurry Up! Mom said we can go on vacation as soon as you give us all something to celebrate!"

[jfz9580m]

24. ?

Just out of curiosity..what’s the story with this thread? I get that it’s a DU tradition a la many past ones but is there a backstory?

TIA hlth2b
I tried to tune out politics in the early months of this admin as it is not great for work, life etc but now I am just trying to fit it into my schedule ;-/..I can’t seem to avoid Trump anywhere I go..I am resigned to finding a slot.

[hlthe2b]

26. Cathartic dark humor...

[Heidi]

27. It's an exercise in hope.

Thank you for being here for it.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. We are waiting

[Gimpyknee]

22. Nope

[Blue Owl]

23. C'mon already ya miserable fuck -- we got shit to do!

[Tanuki]

25. Spontaneous combustion, and all available firefighters

were unable to help him because they had all been detained and deported?

[republianmushroom]

28. Not last night, damn, the up side,

we re a day closer and it will happen some day and what a great day that will be. Don't give a damn how just let it happen.

[Wicked Blue]

29. Exploding diaper

due to methane gas buildup

[FakeNoose]

30. We should be hearing something very soon