Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Treated by an "extraordinary healer" at a Texas clinic?

Crushed by crumbling Lexington Arch?

The cross he was nailed to collapsed under the strain?

[SheltieLover]

1. Finally enough voodoo pins pushed into his likeness?

Attacked by container ship crews stalled mid-shipment?

Taken apart by wealthy donors who didn't expect to lose big money when slobby was elected with their help.

Hope springs eternal...

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Sufficient number of Republicans tell TSF "NO!"

and his head explodes.

Well, I can dream, can't I?

[malaise]

3. No but today's protest should hasten our celebtations

for that great ‘to come’ moment .

[North Shore Chicago]

4. Looking forward

to the day he will be in the past tense.

trump was a horrendous subhuman.

[C_U_L8R]

5. Salmonella hamberder

Even the jumbo diapers couldn’t save him from this calamity.

[Blue Owl]

6. Stephen Miller couldn't resist and finally drank his blood

[surfered]

7. Stood a little too close to a right wing militia's reenactment of the Oklahoma City bombing.

[SocialDemocrat61]

8. Had a heart attack during a tantrum

because he tried to order breakfast from McDonald’s after 10:30 am.

[hlthe2b]

9. ...

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[twodogsbarking]

11. Pelted with 30,000 eggs. Hard boiled.

[4Sitka]

12. Choked on a cheese burger!!

[twodogsbarking]

13. The day is young. There is still hope.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

14. What's the FIRST name that comes to your mind?

Link to tweet

[Dulcinea]

15. Is he playing golf this weekend?

There's always the chance of a thunderstorm with lightning.

[republianmushroom]

16. Damn, not yet but a day closer.

Don't care how, God, just let it happen.

[hlthe2b]

17. ...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!