Oh baby, Musk's trying to build a breeding cult 'before the apocalypse'

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Elon Musk, the leader of the so-called Department of Government Efficiency and its assault on federal agencies and federal workers, is reportedly obsessed with fathering a “legion” of babies ahead of an imagined crisis.

The Wall Street Journal reports that Musk has had at least 14 children with four different women, and multiple sources told the outlet that his real number of kids is likely “much higher” than has been publicly revealed.

In private texts with one of the mothers of those children, Ashley St. Clair, Musk referred to the children as his “legion,” the same terminology used by the Roman Empire for their elite military units.

“To reach legion-level before the apocalypse, we will need to use surrogates,” Musk wrote in a text while discussing his obsession to create more babies.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/4/16/2316773/-Oh-baby-Musk-s-trying-to-build-a-breeding-cult-before-the-apocalypse

Musk is good at breeding kids. Too bad he's a shitty father.

[wcmagumba]

1. Musk is one drugged out crazy MF....nt

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Musk is a combination of Goldfinger and Moonraker.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. If I was the last woman on earth, and Eloon the last man.

I'd let the species die out.

[Hekate]

5. Yes ma'am. The muskrat makes my skin crawl.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. There's also the fact that I'm way too old.

But my point remains.

[Hekate]

8. Same here!

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. That's all for the good if it saves us from Eloon.

[Aristus]

11. One is never too old for sex for pleasure.

But I can’t imagine that is possible with a revolting scumbag like eloon.

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. True.

I thought that he didn't even have sex to get the women pregnant at least some of the time. Artificial insemination with Eloon is no turn on.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Dr Strangelove, I presume.

[0rganism]

6. A lot of the crazy shit we're seeing makes sense if they're "Immanentizing the Eschaton"

What good is prepping for an apocalyptic scenario if said apocalypse doesn't happen? Prep, then implement.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanentize_the_eschaton

This implies the current subset of empowered people believe we've reached the civilization endgame and the pieces are basically in place for a sustained period of neo-feudalism before a mass die-off. I hope the general population proves them wrong, but so far the odds don't appear to lie in our favor. Their moves from here forward will be finishers.

[ILikePie92]

10. Edolf is a freak.

Aside from being a Nazi loving piece of shit.

[Blue Owl]

13. Super creepy

[Blue Full Moon]

14. I wouldn't put clones past him.