Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Got lost during egg hunt and perished from exposure?

Choked on 47 jellybeans?

MAGAt pierced his side with a spear, hoping to see if blood and water would come flowing out?

[C_U_L8R]

1. As long as he doesn't rise again.

God, that would suck.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

36. I doubt that's happened for decades

[SheltieLover]

2. Buried alive under pages of signatures on letter opposing the Royal Despot?

Mistaken for a nazi in a live reenactment of the 4/19 Ghetto of Warsaw Uprising of 1943?

Keeled over in shock at criticism from Karl Rove?

Trampled by chronologicalky legitimate toddlers as Easter egg roll?

Hope springs eternal...

[NJCher]

14. I can see

You spend quite a bit of time contemplating this. 😂

[SheltieLover]

15. Every. Fucking. Waking. Moment.

[surfered]

3. Snuffled to death by the Easter Bunny over the price of eggs.

[sop]

4. No, Trump wasn't at FSU stamping out DEI when Phoenix stopped by.

[SocialDemocrat61]

5. He dressed up as the Easter bunny

and Kristi Noem shot him.

[Sky Jewels]

16. ...

[ReRe]

24. ....

DUzy!

[struggle4progress]

6. Still has no heart and exhibits no sign of brain activity

But his medical team regards that as proof of his genius

[paleotn]

8. The stupid is strong with this one.

[malaise]

9. No but the lies about the knuckle tattoo

will be more deadly evidence for impeachment #3

[SheltieLover]

12. Great point!

Although slobby will deny it like everything else

[malaise]

31. He just can't shut up or not post evidence

[SheltieLover]

37. That seems to be a common trait among magats

Mouths always open, loudly spewing nothing of import. Sickening.

[malaise]

38. Apparently they can't differentiate between evidence

and likes on social media. Good😀

[SheltieLover]

42. Right!

[Emile]

10. I heard he was crucified on a cross.

[twodogsbarking]

13. You're gonna need a bigger cross.

[Sky Jewels]

17. ...make it out of steel.

[twodogsbarking]

40. Gold?

[CrispyQ]

21. The hands are waaaaay too big in that image.

Not sure how they're gonna get nails through them.

[True Dough]

26. And by "Chosen One"

it means the guy who will eat 5 McDonald's hamberders.

[malaise]

32. If only

Now let me bleach my eyes

Too funny😀

[twodogsbarking]

11. Farted near a candle and the blast was felt for miles. Isn't science wonderful.

[malaise]

33. Hehehe

You folks are on an Easter egg
roll today 😂

[twodogsbarking]

41. The subject matter makes it easy.

[et tu]

18. i'm so sorry you

have to keep asking lol but one day... yes!!!!
he doesn't know about cryogenics does he???

[ReRe]

25. Or Cloning, God forbid. eom

[et tu]

39. mind melt- nooooo

mickey 17

[Sky Jewels]

19. Choked to death

when 11 Peeps got stuck in his throat while he was playing The Marshmallow Challenge with Bannon.

[bluestarone]

20. On the buss now.

MUSK BUS! No driver!!!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

22. He smells like rotting corpse.

[paleotn]

23. I don't care how, just die already!

[republianmushroom]

27. Don't care how, Lord, just get it done.

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[Wicked Blue]

28. Exploding Easter egg

Gnawed to death by angry bunnies

[GreenWave]

29. I haven't heard fireworks and Happy Days Are Here Again.

So I assume not.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

30. No, but he's one day closer to getting there.

[malaise]

34. Damn this thread is hilarious

😂😀😂

[dalton99a]

35. Be sure to ask for a long-form death certificate when he dies

[twodogsbarking]

43. When it finally happens his IQ will go up significantly.

[Blue Owl]

44. Fell into a boiling cauldron of ham glaze