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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM

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In this small town temple, the hard working merchants care about three things: selling religious objects, doves for sacrifice, and money exchange. But now one out of town liberal wants to take all of that away
April 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM

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We wanted to know how everyday Judean people felt about the crucifixion of Jesus. So we talked to three Roman soldiers at a taberna in Gadara.
April 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM

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Leprosy is not caused by a bacteria. It is caused by poor diet and insufficient exercise.

by Augustus F. Caesar Jr.
April 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM

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[displacedvermoter]

1. "How can Jesus keep up momentum after rising from the Dead

considering the shortening of the current news cycle"?

[erronis]

2. Those are great thoughts to share on this particular day. Thanks for collecting them.

I can't remember if he has risen and is hobnobbing with Elvis now.

[LudwigPastorius]

3. Beautiful

...and, of course, let's not forget his classic recurring, "Dems In Disarray".

[displacedvermoter]

4. "Is a doubtful St. Thomas a moderating force on a Woke Christian movement?"

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