A question. Pete Hegseth tweeted he has risen.

[Duncanpup]

The question is do you think Petes referring to Jesus actual.
Or that Pete just got out of bed hungover I’m confused.

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1. He's announcing the end of Passover, when finally we Jews can eat leavened bread

[valleyrogue]

4. For him, it is the beginning of Passout. n/t

[MineralMan]

5. LOL!

The dough has risen. It has risen indeed!

[FirstLight]

2. wwZ...?

zombie Jeezus?

[valleyrogue]

3. The second sentence, of course. n/t

[magicarpet]

6. Oh,... Kegsbreath wokeup with a woody,...

.... that is what his tweet was all about.

[surfered]

7. It certainly isn't the Jesus of Scripture, because he doesn't practice what that one preached.

[yorkster]

8. The fact that Hegseth would tweet this is nauseating.

Also...same feeling when Johnny Cash version of Personal Jesus comes on the telly. Cannot get away fast enough. Or the Jesus gets us ads. A case of the willies..
maybe from the childhood memories of feeling manipulated by what we told to believe in Sunday School. Fortunately my parents liberated us. Told we didn't have to go to church or Sunday School if we chose not to.

[Karma13612]

10. Agree on the nauseating

Crap.

Same with House Speaker-Pastor Mike (I need a porno buddy) Johnson.

He posted a similar bunch of crap on FB today. And I gave it right back to him.

Such hypocrisy, not to mention that when he posts as Speaker, he should not being talking about religion.

[yorkster]

11. Exactly.

[Vinca]

9. I pick door number 2.

[Chipper Chat]

12. According to women's rumors

He has "risen" many many times.

[erronis]

14. Gets his blue pills from the white house dispensary.

[Chipper Chat]

22. Bet he has to sneakum past stephen miller

[RainCaster]

13. Bragging about an erection

Couches beware!

[speak easy]

15. Well, all that booze, it's not his man parts that have risen.

[chowmama]

16. Somebody tweet him back

If he is risen, either punch him down or put him in the oven. And to stop bothering us with his problems.

[Skittles]

17. better question: is he referring to Jesus or Trump?

either way my reaction is

[TheBlackAdder]

18. Shouldn't it be "He had risen," since it was almost 2K years ago? Or just plain, "He rose."

[edhopper]

20. He has risen

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. Start the clock.

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[lame54]

23. His whiskey dick is gone...

Happens once a year

[Blue Owl]

24. He has risen...

from his recliner to head to the mini-bar and whip up another stiff drink

[jmowreader]

25. No, Pete...

Waking up after sleeping off a bender like you just did doesn't count as "rising."

[Diamond_Dog]

26. These nasty hateful Nazis tweeting religious messages!

I wish lightning would strike them!

[C_U_L8R]

27. I think he means

I'm about to get shitcanned.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. The internet is having fun at Vance being the cause of the Pope's death

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