Could someone please explain which crimes get you deported

[bigtree]

Brad @BraddrofliT
Could someone please explain which crimes get you deported and which ones get you elected President?

It’s so confusing.

[rich7862]

1. It is simple this trump monster will deport you if you do anything to disagree with this creep.

[magicarpet]

2. On the top of the list,...

.... thinking or saying the Tangerine Menace is a poopie head. That will get you sent to El Salvador, locked up, and jailed until dead.

[RockRaven]

3. Natural non-hypo-pigmentation gets you deported. Artificial gets you elected.

[rurallib]

6. by Jove, I think you've got it

[DBoon]

4. thoughtcrime

[DFW]

5. Same crimes

Independent or Democrat—deported.

Republican—elected

[surfered]

7. It appears you don't even have to commit a crime.

If you’re here on a visa, the Secretary of State can revoke that visa, then you can be deported as being here illegally. The reasons for visa revocation include exercising your right of free speech if your speech criticizes our Dear Leader, our Dear Leader’s policies, or a friend of our Dear Leader.

[doc03]

8. From the cases I have heard of your surname can get you deported

no crime needed.

[Bluethroughu]

9. Brown skin...they'll pull out the color chart soon.

Anyone darkers than white male. The WHITE SUPREMACY GROUPS, that have committed most of the violent, anti- government, and drug events are now the governing.

[emulatorloo]

10. Rape, planning insurrections, and illegal pay-offs get you elected, if your name is Trump.