? Can you purchase a secretary of defense on Temu.

[Duncanpup]

I understand Temu in question doesn’t carry quality items yet the troops deserve much better. Perhaps we could get a new secretary of health and human services as well.

[MiHale]

1. Temu is a high-end shopping network now....tariffs did that!

[elocs]

2. I'm pretty sure there would be a tariff on that though. n/t

[Norbert]

6. At this point, I would gladly eat the tariff cost.

[ShazzieB]

8. I woud, too, on certain conditions.

I'd be willing to pay a lot for a Secretary of Defense who had better judgment and ethics and was not an active alcoholic.

Nothing against alcoholics, per se (my dad was a recovering one, who worked hard to maintain his sobriety), but Hegseth is obviously not in recovery. If he is under the influence most of the time, which I believe is the case, that means his judgment is severely impaired.

[Brainfodder]

3. MAYBE?

Might just find one at a local watering hole with more dignity still intact for less shipping?

[allegorical oracle]

4. Shopping hint: Avoid all those who have a Fox brand on them. nt

[58Sunliner]

5. Would the most realistic Easter Bunny ever count? When he makes a gaff, we can send it to the landfill.

[marble falls]

7. Sure can. How do you think we got Hegseth?

[Kid Berwyn]

9. TEMU pricing is all over the place.

They are where the bargains founds Kash Patel.

Hit don’t forget Refresh for the spinning wheel of discount.