So he breaks the football trophy and then the Pope dies immediately

[PCIntern]

This guy is a “Wreckin’ Machine”. (A tip o’ the cap to Burgess Meredith’s character in Rocky 3)

Keep him away from the Statue of David, Mount Rushmore, rocket launches, airports, skyscraper construction sites, and anywhere else where human lives are at risk or valuables may be destroyed.

It’s the opposite of the Midas touch: everything he touches turns to shit.

[surfered]

1. The man's a menace. As long as he's allowed to roam freely, no trophy, Pope, or couch is safe.

[Johonny]

2. Maybe he should be called VD Vanve

Because he is about as welcome as a case of VD.