BREAKING: More *WINNING* at the White House

[underpants]

[hlthe2b]

1. I bet I know...

which cute child he sent out to pick up the ROTTEN ones...


Hmmm.

[lame54]

2. Pretty good considering...

He can't bend over to pick one up

[Diamond_Dog]

3. He "hid" them all himself out of the kids' reach

[AnotherMother4Peace]

4. I'm sure he cheated. But of course he's the best & smartest egghunter of all & don't forget

his relative was some sort of expert in something and went to some college somewhere.

[Sneederbunk]

5. Is TSF really able to squat?

[Paladin]

10. Yeah---When he sits on Putin's face. (nt)

[Mike Nelson]

27. I think Putin is...

... probably the one sitting.

[SergeStorms]

16. Once, sure.

He'd need heavy construction equipment to return him to a standing position, though.

[RainCaster]

34. When he is filling his diaper

[Ping Tung]

6. They're obviously gang members and were suspiciously poking through the bushes. Deport them to El Salvador.

They're also guilty of carrying innocent looking baskets to hold their guns and looted eggs.

[underpants]

7. Check their Tats too

[BoRaGard]

8. Putin infiltrates Krasnov's Kandy Klawback

The Russian is in disguise as the Easter Bunny, of course, and Krasnov is disguised as Alex Baldwin, as Pooty hangs with his intimate republicon bros.

[twodogsbarking]

9. They probably were not there. They aren't rich white children.

[Sky Jewels]

11. Big, strong Navy Seal Marines come up to him with tears in their eyes

and say, "Sir, what an honor it is to stand near the best Easter Egg finder in history." Many say Trump has found more than three billion eggs in his lifetime.

[yorkster]

12. Go suck an egg ya treasonous bastid.

And
🎵 Leave those kids alone. 🎵

[xuplate]

13. Mommy, he's eating our candy

The look on those kid’s faces says it all.

[Alice Kramden]

14. LOL

[GopherGal]

15. I believe the soccer skills he's so well known for on the golf course help him here.

He merely redirects the eggs with his feet, rolling them to a minimum-wage immigrant employee who bends down to pick them up for him.

[ShazzieB]

17. LOLOLOL

I assume this is a joke, due to the lack of a link!

But I can actually imagine him doing this, which isn't funny at all.

P.S. Whoever made this, it's nice work.

[bee_peaceful]

18. Hilarious! NT

[JoseBalow]

19. He had his caddy collect the eggs

[HarryM]

20. Let's Go Krasnov!

[Cherrycheeks]

21. Is that pic real?

🤔

[NJCher]

22. of course not

There wouldn't be a black child at a trump event.

[Cherrycheeks]

32. I didnt think ..

He could squat that far down. Yes. What was I thinking there is a black child in the photo.😄

[eppur_se_muova]

23. Probably saves all the gold-colored foil. nt

[eppur_se_muova]

24. Congrats on an even 190,000 posts !

That's what my browser is showing. Lucky to catch this odomoter just when it "rolls over".

[underpants]

25. 👀

Very observant.

DU doesn’t have the marquee feature anywhere so I can’t make them scroll across the screen anymore but, enjoy. I found this today.

[Tribetime]

26. Those kids better get away.He's ready for a five alarm fart

[MadScout]

28. I mean... it's not totally unbelievable. Nt

[Godot51]

29. I am the egg man!

goo goo g'joob...

[electric_blue68]

30. LOL!

It's not inconceivable!

[Gordcanuck]

31. No source,

I say no, of course. Break this fake, leave the artistry to him and his staff 0f sycophants, Mr. Pants.
This forum deserves better.

[calimary]

33. Aw, poor kids.

I know those downcast looks. I get another round of ‘em every time I have to look at him.

[MayReasonRule]

35. Laughing My Ass Off!!!

Thank you for that!