Did Vance off the Pope?

[Sogo]

The timing is too suspicious....

[Dulcinea]

1. The prospect of speaking with VD Jance...

...was too much for even Pope Frank. He didn't suffer fools gladly. Someone needs to find the photo of the Trumps visiting the Vatican during the first Fascist Felon administration.

[ultralite001]

2. The Pope wouldn't bend the knee,

eh???

RIP, Your Holiness... You have earned your blessed rest...

[BoRaGard]

3. A man came up to me with tears in his eyes, and said "Sir..."

"many people are saying things."

[TexLaProgressive]

4. Just stop with the unlikely conspiracy theory

Francis was old, still no recovered fully from double pneumonia and was out with people when he was not supposed to.

[niyad]

7. Sighhhhhhhhh. Do you honestly think we do not all know that?

Would not have thought the sarcasm icon necessary.

[Jacson6]

14. Don't worry A&E Network will soon have a documentary on the suspicious death of Pope Francis!

[Ocelot II]

5. No, but looking that level of evil in the eye might have made him decide

it was time to check out.

[Sogo]

10. The smell of sulphur was too much....

nt

[AnotherMother4Peace]

6. The stress of meeting an evil piece of shit was too much. The Pope tried to say "no", but of course Vance/trump

do not accept that "No means No".

[madinmaryland]

8. Did the pope catch jd trying to fuck a couch in the Vatican?

[Dulcinea]

15. I doubt Pope Frank let him anywhere near the furniture.

Except maybe a wooden chair.

[milestogo]

17. Yes and the Pope was sitting on it.

[moondust]

9. Timing is everything?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. The internet is having fun at Vance being the cause of the Pope's death

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[Sogo]

13. The Pope was overcome by the odor of sulphur....

nt

[Ol Janx Spirit]

12. I'm sure to hear JD and DT tell it: it was the only thing he had been waiting for to make his life complete...

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He came to JD with tears in his eyes is how the tale will begin....

[MorbidButterflyTat]

16. First thing I thought

Rest in peace, Pope Francis.

[AStern]

18. No but it's fun insinuating that he did.

Let's see how he likes false accusations being hurled toward him.

[DET]

19. Those Pictures...

Especially the one with the eye shadow.

[GreenWave]

20. If he did, he will be sentenced severely.

This is how the other side stirs up things and legally gets away with it.

[mr715]

21. If you spoke with Vance,

you'd be strongly incentivized to have a stroke.

[Snark Twain]

22. Vance has to realize something

[Hassin Bin Sober]

23. Indirectly. The Pope aspirated vomit when he threw up in his mouth while shaking JD's hand.