Trump expected to be named next Pope

[GulfofMexico]

A recent release from the White House says the great and powerful Dictator Donald is expected to add a new title soon . . . Pope.

Yes, a quick poll of the college of cardinals has found that Donald is the heavy favorite. Of course, Donald would be the first non-Catholic pope in history, but due to his brilliant mind, unmatched health, religious fervor, and the publication of his very own Bible, not being Catholic is expected to be little more than a footnote to his historic election.

[snowybirdie]

1. This

[PatSeg]

2. Ha, ha, ha!

In his dream, I am quite sure!

[eppur_se_muova]

3. He'll have to abandon any secular office he holds first. nt

[dweller]

4. How about we skip the pope hat

And move straight onto sainthood





of course he’d have to abandon his earthly existence


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[Meowmee]

11. LOL

Along with the Nobel peace prize...

[tanyev]

5. He'll probably post some demands on Truth Social about what the next pope should do.

[dweller]

6. It's in the works

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220258344



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[jmowreader]

10. Thanks for linking that

[Chipper Chat]

7. Pope Shitleranus Bigmacimus.

[queenofegypt]

8. Begin the inquiry

When did Donald Trump decide to send Vance to kill the Pope? Did Vance have measles to infect the Pope?

[marble falls]

12. Joking, of course, right?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

13. Welcome to DU

[Maru Kitteh]

9. Love your user name!

Welcome aboard!