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The Ballad of JD Vance
Come and listen to my story about a man named Vance
a young Ohio boy barely out of short pants.
When one day he he was shooting at some poor,
up popped a drumpf and promised to open the door.
To the presidency, that is, kingly powers, media recognition.
Well, the next thing you know young jd’s vice president
just a heartbeat from being the white house resident.
So he loaded up a limo and moved to Annapolis,
and he sits back praying drumpf ceases to exist.
Dies, that is, kicks the bucket, buys the farm.
The Ivy League Hillbillies! In Colors!
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