Did our vice president Drop The Pope?

[Simeon Salus]

Wasn't JD Vance the last person to hold him? If you break him, you bought him.

America's veep is officially the Inspector Clouseau of solemn events.

The Clark Griswold of European Vacations.

The grim reaper of old Catholic men...

Keep him out of Rome while John Lithgow manages the Conclave.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

1. I think he just visited Modi...

Not that this would be a bad thing, but if he dies, too, we may have our answer. 😏

[MiHale]

2. Don't let him leave his boss's side...

Could it be that easy?

[Simeon Salus]

3. Kimmel called him vice president Maybelline

Which is pretty good. More like Jolilab, but still.

[Irish_Dem]

4. Ted Cruz's presence makes his team lose at sporting events.

Vance's presence causes people to drop dead within 24 hours.

[Srkdqltr]

5. I think its interesting that the Pope made the effort to stay alive long enough to speak truths to Vance.

I wonder if Vance appreciated or understood? Probably not, he doesn't seem like a deep guy.

[SheltieLover]

6. Beardo in the vatican with slippery fingers

[LetMyPeopleVote]

7. The internet is having fun at Vance being the cause of the Pope's death

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