Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Drank milk tainted with god-knows-what, because the FDA doesn't worry about that anymore?

Met with JD Vance?

Got a $90B kick in his gold man-sack?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Had an original thought and

his brain exploded.

[C_U_L8R]

2. He's just pining for the fjords.

[surfered]

3. Killed by Emperor Palpatine, jealous that Trump might be considered more evil than he is.

[malaise]

5. Is that Palpatine or

Shady Vance?😂

[surfered]

7. 😁

[SheltieLover]

10. Kind of resembles hog breath, don't you think?

[malaise]

11. Bwaaah

😀

[SheltieLover]

12. Look at the face, Malaise! 🤣🤣🤣

[malaise]

13. Hehe

Well he is too busy killing himself and will lose that undeserved position.

[SheltieLover]

14. For sure!

I shudder to think what kraznov will scrape off the bottom of the barrel next to replace him...

[malaise]

4. Not yet but he is likely to choke

on his own words any day now given the number of times he’s eating them and walking them back.😀

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. Piglet and Pooh

Link to tweet

[SocialDemocrat61]

8. Took too much Viagra

and his heart exploded.

[SheltieLover]

9. Most likely not as I didn't awaken to the world's largest celebration.

But the day is young & hope springs eternal.

[twodogsbarking]

15. Told the truth by accident and couldn't deal with it.

[dreamland]

16. He overdosed on sleeping pills because he's not sleeping at night

I'm going to need them too with his overnight tweets.

[58Sunliner]

17. His two brain cells got together and decided to retire?

[lark]

18. Riccochet from the bullets he's tossing at America's friend pierced his shrunken brain and killed him!

[niyad]

19. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, it is yet early. One dares to dream.

[EnergizedLib]

20. I've got great news

One day, he will be dead.

And he won’t come back.

[republianmushroom]

21. Not yet, Damn. But we are a day closer to the happening. Yea.

[hlthe2b]

22. ...

--Better duck, Trumpie.. This one has your number...