Looks like we gots ourselves a Not President Flippy Floppy

[Aviation Pro]

Bet he had a talking to that went something like this.

“You know, Don, you worthless sack of shit, you can fuck with immigrants, you can fuck with DEI, you can even fuck with the social safety net for seniors, but the second you touch our money, you gormless, fucking oxygen thief, you fucked with the wrong people.”

And considering the ineptitude of his array of security in light of the doggy murderer having her purse stolen, I image the fat fuck shit his pants at that.

Addendum: Years ago when he was courting the Italian mob in NYC, he started getting flirtatious with one of the higher ups’ daughters. I don’t remember the exact words, but it was akin to, “Fuck with my daughter and I’ll fuck you up, Don.”

[Maru Kitteh]

1. And to think the Mob could have saved us all. The whole planet, really.

I thought they were supposed to be tough guys.

[Aviation Pro]

2. They're businessmen first

It made sense to keep him in line as long as he was a good earner for them.

[PCIntern]

3. Yup and he's scared shitless of them

…as well that he should be.

[Aviation Pro]

4. Same with the Russian mob

And of course his handler, Rooty-Tooty Pooty.

[displacedvermoter]

5. He is much more afraid of the Russian version of the Mafia

I would bet. I believe he owes them a shit load of money, and they have no compunction about using violence, even against a foreign head of state. Even Putin seldom crosses them.

[wyn borkins]

6. Wheels Up...

Your posts just keep flying higher and higher. This one definitely lit the afterburners, as it's going supersonic. Thank you.

[Aviation Pro]

7. "Would you intercept me?"

”I’d intercept me.”

Credit to Habitual Linecrosser.

[wyn borkins]

8. Nope, as I'm Too Old and Too Slow (Now)

Only Two Words Fit (You): Carry On (!!!)