Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally stripped his gears by re-re-reversing his stance on tariffs?

Smote himself for taking his own name in vain?

Finally succumbed to that tragic ear "wound" after all these months?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Mike Johnson

sucked too hard and caused a stroke.

[surfered]

2. Pecked to death by Big Bird for cuts to NPR

“Why did he have agsinst Sesame Street?” he asked.

[C_U_L8R]

3. It was Melania's pool boy

he got too emotionally involved and wanted to free her from the clutches of candy-corn-colored beast.

[SheltieLover]

4. Experienced a very rare sane moment in front of a mirror & died of embarrassment?

A once in a lifetime event for slobby.

[Botany]

9. I have always thought he was completely bat shit crazy because what normal man could make himself look .

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… like he does and look into the mirror and think, “now that is a good look”?

BTW I have been going through a little medical stuff and my visiting nurse says he looks to
be going into cognitive decline because the way he has to take a couple little steps @ times
to regain his balance and she has seen that in patients time after time before major cognitive
decline.

[SheltieLover]

14. Oh I know!

Yuck.

Interesting. Ty for sharing your nurse's insights. Now, can we please fast forward?

[DeeDeeNY]

15. He already is in cognitive decline

And has been so for many years.
2028 cannot come soon enough

[Botany]

5. Live in hope because with every day, every cheeseburger, every day of not exercising, and his tertiary syphilis...

…. all of which brings him closer to his dirt nap.

[twodogsbarking]

6. Attacked by a flock of Bald Eagles pissed at what he has done. Picked him down to the bone.

[malaise]

7. No but if lying killed

We’d have forgotten about him by now

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220265353

[dreamland]

8. Strangled by Hegseth after he was fired

[lark]

10. Masses of money from grifting on tariffs and payoffs from "friends" piled so high he got crushed.

Everyone laughs uproariously.

[niyad]

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, it is yet early. One dares to dream.

[nowforever]

12. Brain Yes

Body No

[NNadir]

13. Killed by samonella in a McDonalds Shake after gutting the FDA food monitoring?

[hlthe2b]

16. ...

"You Got This, Jennifer!"




(The penguins exact their revenge... )

[RainCaster]

17. Rolled over by a parade tank

Practicing for his birthday celebration.

[republianmushroom]

18. No dancing in the streets yet, just another day closer.

But we are getting there.

Lord don't care how, just that it has been done.

[Kid Berwyn]

19. Gift Idea for the Gold Digger who already has stolen everything.

[Blue Owl]

21. The piss will blend right in!

[Blue Owl]

20. Intestinal tract was sucked out by the AF1 toilet