'Vladimir, STOP!' Cries Trump, Who STILL Doesn't Know He's Putin's Bitch -- Wonkette

[erronis]

https://www.wonkette.com/p/vladimir-stop-cries-trump-who-still
Evan Hurst

Trump's 'final offer' for Ukraine/Russia peace is going about as well as things always go for Mr. Art of the Deal.

Donald Trump started lashing out at Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on Truth Social yesterday, because it appears his presidency has reached the point where they just leave him on the toilet to play with his phone while Stephen Miller does the actual job. (Check his feed today. He’s babbling a lot. He used the phrase “By copy of this TRUTH,” which we guess is the new “I HEREBY ORDER!”)

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The text, because we need to parse this out:

Ukrainian President, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, is boasting on the front page of The Wall Street Journal that, “Ukraine will not legally recognize the occupation of Crimea. There’s nothing to talk about here.” This statement is very harmful to the Peace Negotiations with Russia

Fuck you, traitor felon. You don’t get to tell Ukraine what’s “harmful” to peace negotiations when they’re the country that was invaded, raped, and pillaged entirely unprovoked. Fuck you.

in that Crimea was lost years ago under the auspices of President Barack Hussein Obama, and is not even a point of discussion. Nobody is asking Zelenskyy to recognize Crimea as Russian Territory but, if he wants Crimea, why didn’t they fight for it eleven years ago when it was handed over to Russia without a shot being fired?

“Why was Crimea taken so easily?” It’s a fucking video! Watch a history video on the toilet, Trump!

More on “Nobody is asking Zelenskyy to recognize Crimea as Russian Territory” in a minute.

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[Shellback Squid]

1. "STOP" is a terrible safe word

[ananda]

2. Trump absolutely is Putin's bitch, and he knows it. However...

they're fighting over who gets to control the minerals.