Generalissimo Donaldo Trumpillini

[PCIntern]

has sent his Expeditionary Force to Los Angeles. He has come up with the acronym SHAEF, which is short for: Supreme Headquarters Allied Expeditionary Forces, which no one has ever come up with before and is the best abbreviation, since he knows more about abbreviations than anyone else, even the etymologists.

Well, there’s that and the tanks rolling into the District of Columbia for his historic “marshal law” (sic) proclamation and the subsequent arrests. Gonna be one Hell of a week.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. No kidding! Buckle up! nt

[Easterncedar]

2. I have a fantasy

The tanks rolling past the grandstand slow, stop, turn their turrets, aim and silently threaten Hair Furor, who scuttles off to abdicate.

[Jack Valentino]

3. I have the same fantasy, except that the turrets are not silent.