Can the Air Force One ramp be replaced with a lift? Asking for a fiend.

[usonian]

It can be done!


IndiGo Airlines
https://www.reducedmobility.eu/20140614461/The-News/indigo-airlines-introduce-stair-lifts-for-disabled-passengers.html

A we all know.
Donald Trump “Joe Biden can’t even walk up a flight of stairs on Air Force One…We have somebody that doesn't have a clue representing us”

[Ocelot II]

1. Wouldn't a bucket truck be better? He wouldn't have to walk at all.

[Silent Type]

2. LOL. Let a couple of Guardsmen assist him up the steps if ramps/lifts aren't available.

[MoseShrute]

5. Ha

To help Taco Fell

[Sneederbunk]

3. I am thinking hoist.

[usonian]

6. I can't say what I'm thinking.

[Maru Kitteh]

10. Trebuchet?

Did I guess right?


Pumpkin chunkin’. You know, for Democracy.

[usonian]

12. No. That's all.

🤫

[flvegan]

4. Trebuchet would be more expeditious. n/t

[Ocelot II]

7. The splat would be satisfying.

[flvegan]

9. Granted, it would take some dialing in.

Each airport, accounting for wind and weather, how much McDonald's Bloaty McBloatface had devoured in the last half day, might mean it takes a couple launches. They'd get it eventually. I'm sure of it.

[usonian]

8. Great idea.

Fastest onboarding ever. Nobody ever got on board faster.

[flvegan]

13. "All the pilots come up to me, tears

in their eyes, and say 'sir, you're the most magnificent flying jumbo, each time, and I wish I could fly as quickly and majestically as you do', and I say I know air better than anyone, and you have to know air, some say you have to have air, but I know air and sometimes, most times I have it."

[Maru Kitteh]

11. We had the same thought. Punkin chunkin.

For Democracy.

[flvegan]

17. LOL

Love it!

[sop]

14. Put him on one of those conveyor belt ramps they use to load luggage.

Hopefully, baggage handlers would lose him and he'd sit unclaimed in a hangar for several years.

[tinrobot]

15. A lift for the narcissist who wears lifts?

[Ms. Toad]

16. Physical mobility has nothing to do with whether or not he has a clue.

He doesn't. Full stop.

But stop suggesting people (Trump or anyone else) with physical disabilities are stupid.

I fell yesterday - flat on my face with multiple bruises to prove it. Not unusual - the only thing that is unusual is that I have bruises from it. I fall so often that I have learned to completely relax when I fall so that I don't injure myself - yesterday I was holding something I couldn't spill so relaxing wasn't an option. It has been years since I have been able to answer "no" to the medical visit question, "Have you fallen in the last X months?" - no matter how small X is. I have three degrees, and was top in my class in two of those. I am currently working on a 4th, and about 1/3 of the way in with a 4.0 average. Obviously "having a clue" isn't an issue for me.

FDR, responsible for many of the social net programs we are fighting so hard to save, used a wheelchair.

Ridicule Trump for his ego, his narcissism, his cruelty, his politics, etc. But please stop suggesting physical mobility makes someone better or more capable than those who are less mobile.

[jmowreader]

18. Well...maybe...

How about using a 40-ton crane and a safety harness, and just kinda swinging him through the plane door?

[Kingofalldems]

19. This?

[Ping Tung]

20. He's still recovering from the immense scratch to his ear lobe while defensing the country.