Pete Hegseth Can't Hire Employees Because Everyone Hates Him

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Prestigious jobs going unfilled because one of the duties is 'Working for Pete Hegseth.'

It is so hard to find good help these days. It is even harder when you are Pete Hegseth, a smirking baboon anus who couldn’t successfully run a banana stand at a monkey whorehouse, but whom Donald Trump nonetheless chose to be in charge of the Defense Department and its nearly 3 million employees for the next four years, or until Hegseth resigns to spend more time with his third wife and seven kids, or until God Himself looks at our nation, thinks Okay, this wasn’t the worst idea You have ever had but now they are really out of control with the live-action Disney remakes, and tosses a comet smack into the middle of North America to put us out of our misery.

Until the day of one of those blessed events, however, Hegseth needs some qualified people around him to help with his enormous job. But he has hit a snag, and that snag is that no one with any experience or competence wants to be anywhere near him and his execrable management skills.

Hegseth is in need of a new chief of staff and a couple of top advisers to replace the ones he fired almost two months ago in the midst of an intense search for leakers in his office. (What, two twentysomething interns couldn’t fill in the gap?) Two of those guys were friends whom Hegseth had worked with in the past, albeit in much smaller posts. Yet he still had security walk them out of the Pentagon without giving them a chance to defend themselves even though he had no evidence that they were the leakers.

The three men went public decrying their treatment and have sued over being fired. Since then, no evidence has turned up that points to them as leaking to the press. The White House has since taken the investigation away from Hegseth and assigned it to his deputy defense secretary, a strong signal that Trump administration officials don’t think Hegseth is up to the task.

Still, working at the Pentagon can be a prestigious gig, so no problem for Hegseth finding replacements for the friends he rashly fired based on no apparent evidence, right?

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