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Orrex

(65,569 posts)
Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:16 AM Jun 11

Is he dead yet?

After ABC executives sucked his d-- Wait.
After being... so dutifully serviced by ABC's top brass, his heart finally gave out?

Died of suicide while the guards were "asleep" and the cameras "malfunctioning?"

Rejected the court's verdict and took poison right there in the courtroom?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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lapfog_1

(31,128 posts)
1. Accidentally run over by an Abrams tank during the birthday parade
Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:22 AM
Jun 11

caught in a Waymo vehicle fire while personally commanding the troops in Los Angeles

tripped over his long red tie while trying to climb the stairs into AF1 and fell to his death.

crushed by the new flagpole in what was the rose garden at the white house because the concrete had not set yet.

niyad

(125,311 posts)
2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:27 AM
Jun 11

Still the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

hlthe2b

(110,700 posts)
7. Kimmel was great! We all might boycott ABC, but let Jimmy Kimmel be the one exception...
Wed Jun 11, 2025, 08:57 AM
Jun 11

Submariner

(13,023 posts)
13. The ending with the presidents knocked it out of the park
Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:28 AM
Jun 11

Followed by the racist baboon.

surfered

(8,014 posts)
4. Killed by the ghost of Ulysses S Grant for promising to rename U. S. Army Bases after Civil War traitors.
Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:47 AM
Jun 11

Orrex

(65,569 posts)
12. It pleases me that you only post on DU to give my threads a kick
Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:23 AM
Jun 11

Looking forward to your contribution tomorrow.

SheltieLover

(71,865 posts)
18. That is quite an honor, isn't it, Orrex? People generally only look at what they like, so...
Wed Jun 11, 2025, 01:59 PM
Jun 11
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