Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out by a coalition of dumb presidents?

Killed in self-defense by any number of Iranians?

Suffocated when someone locked him in the war room without turning on the air?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Tripped in the Rose Garden

and fell into a vat of concrete.

[Beacool]

21. A gust of wind blew one of his beautiful flag poles,

and it fell on him.

[Blue Full Moon]

23. Planted under the concrete like Jimmy Haffa

[FarPoint]

2. I now truly understand the meaning of....

" A clear and present danger".... looking at our leadership.

[hlthe2b]

3. "Hold the bus! I said I'd do it...

Geebus, you expect me to WALK there?"

[malaise]

6. Cracking up here

😂😂😂

[hlthe2b]

9. 😊

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Beacool]

22. Mine too!!

[malaise]

5. Taken out by a coalition of dumb presidents?

ROFL😂😂😂

[SheltieLover]

7. Sadly, not yet, but the day is young

Hope springs eternal...

[malaise]

8. No but he may choke to death

when all his lies about this illegal bombing are exposed

[Wicked Blue]

10. The voices in his head were singing

Suffocation, lets play suffocation
Suffocation, the game you love to play

First you take a plastic bag
then you put in on your head.
Go to bed. Wake up dead.
Yaaaay!

(This is a rhyme we used to chant as kids in the early 1960s)

[bdamomma]

11. Let him walk

into those beautiful flag posts!!!!!

[Gimpyknee]

12. Numbing.

[malaise]

14. Looks like one of his legs is as numb as

he is dumb 😀

[niyad]

20. YES!!!

[niyad]

19. Yes, this is. But so cute how you keep trying.

[SheltieLover]

27. People tend to only look at things they like...

[niyad]

28. There is that. .or perhaps they are too shy to express their true feelings!

[SheltieLover]

29. Yes, sometimes that's the case, too.

[LittleGirl]

13. I quit drinking a couple of years ago

to lower my weight and feel better and once that MF is dead, I'm going out and buying my favorite champagne. Moet Chandon. I'll pay the 50 bucks for that buzz.

[republianmushroom]

15. Not yet, damn, but, we are a day closer to that happening.

[orleans]

16. was at a red light and noticed the cars in the lane beside me

there was an suv with a "is he dead yet" bumper sticker

and behind the suv was a dumbass cybermobile/truck/nazi mobile with a young twenty something hegseath look-alike (complete with sunglasses) who was stuck looking at that bumper sticker. i laughed.

[Grim Chieftain]

17. Could he not choke on his own venom and hatred?

He has killed thousands with his inept handling of COVID, is depriving the most vulnerable among us of health care, insurance, nutrition and basic needs, yet here he is - rising to greet the day and cause more harm.

I am beginning to believe evil truly does live forever.

[twodogsbarking]

18. Two weeks.

[ShazzieB]

24. I vote for this scenario!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. Get your #Trump "Is He Dead Yet?" #tshirt here:

Link to tweet

[usonian]

26. How can we tell? He's a chatbot anyway.

He's a chatbot.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20370821

[sop]

30. Some people think it's wrong to speak ill of the dead...