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Your Latest Trump Regime Amateur Hour, Courtesy Of Marco Rubio And Ric Grenell!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/your-latest-trump-regime-amateurEvan Hurst
Putin installed these clowns and he's having the laugh of his life. And the rubes are eating it up.
Here’s something that’s not really much of a surprise.
It turns out this week’s snafu over the Ukraine weapons shipment that Defense Secretary Shitfaced Pete Hegseth paused without bothering to tell anyone including his boss wasn’t the only foreign policy/diplomatic fuckup the Trump administration has been working lately. We know! Surprise. And here you were thinking their fuckups were the exception to the rule.
This one isn’t as high profile, but it’s still wow. It involves Secretary of State/National Security Advisor/lunch lady/White House hamster groomer Marco Rubio and Trump’s star self-loathing gay quisling/special envoy Ric Grenell, who we guess took a break from his important duties angrily emailing people who don’t want to be associated with Stupid Hitler’s Opera House or its 10,000 performances of CATS to do all the fuckups in this story.
You see, Marco Rubio was working a Venezuela thingie, and Ric Grenell was working a Venezuela thingie, and oh no, it turned out they were accidentally working against each other on their respective Venezuelan thingies!
It’s too bad they never showed each other their Venezuelan thingies. Fucking idiots.
The New York Times took a breather from writing “Zohran Mamdani Says He Counts When He Pees, But In What Language????” to tell the story.
You ready? Take a breath and follow this bouncing ball.
. . .
It turns out this week’s snafu over the Ukraine weapons shipment that Defense Secretary Shitfaced Pete Hegseth paused without bothering to tell anyone including his boss wasn’t the only foreign policy/diplomatic fuckup the Trump administration has been working lately. We know! Surprise. And here you were thinking their fuckups were the exception to the rule.
This one isn’t as high profile, but it’s still wow. It involves Secretary of State/National Security Advisor/lunch lady/White House hamster groomer Marco Rubio and Trump’s star self-loathing gay quisling/special envoy Ric Grenell, who we guess took a break from his important duties angrily emailing people who don’t want to be associated with Stupid Hitler’s Opera House or its 10,000 performances of CATS to do all the fuckups in this story.
You see, Marco Rubio was working a Venezuela thingie, and Ric Grenell was working a Venezuela thingie, and oh no, it turned out they were accidentally working against each other on their respective Venezuelan thingies!
It’s too bad they never showed each other their Venezuelan thingies. Fucking idiots.
The New York Times took a breather from writing “Zohran Mamdani Says He Counts When He Pees, But In What Language????” to tell the story.
You ready? Take a breath and follow this bouncing ball.
. . .
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