Here's a contrarian question

[Aviation Pro]

If the motherfucking pedophile is so sick, how can he play rounds of cheat every weekend?

The heat has been brutal, and he should wilt like a sack of dogshit.

[SheltieLover]

1. Maybe they are just propping him up for brief photo ops?

Have any normal people seen slobby on the green?

[Diamond_Dog]

2. I have wondered that myself, Aviation Pro!

We do know he is driven in a golf cart everywhere, even onto the green. So he probably does very little walking, if any. And we do know he cheats like crazy - if he makes a bad drive, he probably has some flunky kick it right into the middle of the fairway. But other than that, I’m wondering, too.

[Jose Garcia]

3. He doesn't carry his clubs. He rides around in a golf cart

[haele]

4. Early in the morning golf, like everyone else does.

He could get three -four hours in from 7000 until 1000 or 1100 fairly comfortably, take a lunch nap, then "hold court" at the air conditioned clubhouse until 4pm when his supper schedule starts
Elderly people tend to handle a greater amount of heat as long they've got shade and water than the more middle aged.
Not that the same amount of excessive heat won't kill them just as quickly, the elderly tend to prefer a warmer environment and don't notice it's getting excessively hot as quickly as a younger person would.

[Wiz Imp]

5. When playing golf, he spends very little time on his feet and barely walks at all

He rides in his damn golf cart right up next to the ball (which his caddy dropped in the fairway after he hit it out of bounds), takes his shot then sits right back down in the cart again. He even drives the golf cart onto the green which would get any other person immediately kicked out out by other golf courses.

[BannonsLiver]

6. I'm not completely convinced he's actually playing golf.