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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump's health: I think he will be fine if they can just
force feed him a large can of Crisco then make a team of enraged Dobermans chase him up six flights of stairs. That'll fix him right up.

Permanut
(7,526 posts)dweller
(27,041 posts)They just dont want to turn a single Monday holiday into a full blown months long celebration
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Maru Kitteh
(30,558 posts)you dont mind, could we add some poorly-rendered beef and pork fat?
TIA
GenThePerservering
(3,038 posts)that'll do it (Dobermans have four-paw drive, it won't bother them).
MrWowWow
(1,034 posts)Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.
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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:
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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,
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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!
MrWowWow
(1,034 posts)usonian
(20,125 posts)Hats have the electronic circuitry to keep him moving.
You doubt me? How about he had microchips implanted instead?
Listen for him saying one of the following:
Danger, Will Robinson
I have a pain down all the diodes on my left side
Im here to serve man
Im Eddie, your shipboard computer
Im sorry, Dave
Step 1.
Step 2. Chatbotization.
The Hallucinating ChatGPT Presidency -- Is Trump a chatbot?
https://www.techdirt.com/2025/04/29/the-hallucinating-chatgpt-presidency/
Judge for yourself.
We generally understand how LLM hallucinations work. An AI model tries to generate what seems like a plausible response to whatever you ask it, drawing on its training data to construct something that sounds right. The actual truth of the response is, at best, a secondary consideration.
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But over the last few months, it has occurred to me that, for all the hype about generative AI systems hallucinating, we pay much less attention to the fact that the current President does the same thing, nearly every day. The more you look at the way Donald Trump spews utter nonsense answers to questions, the more you begin to recognize a clear pattern he answers questions in a manner quite similar to early versions of ChatGPT. The facts dont matter, the language choices are a mess, but they are all designed to present a plausible-sounding answer to the question, based on no actual knowledge, nor any concern for whether or not the underlying facts are accurate.
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This is not the response of someone working from actual knowledge or policy understanding. Instead, its precisely how an LLM operates: taking a prompt (the question about job losses) and generating text based on some core parameters (the system prompt that requires deflecting blame and asserting greatness).
The hallmarks of AI generation are all here:
Confident assertions without factual backing
Meandering diversions that maintain loose semantic connection to the topic
Pattern-matching to previous responses (ripped off, billions of dollars)
Optimization for what sounds good rather than whats true
BigmanPigman
(53,633 posts)It is on Post #6.
I DO have hope!
KentuckyWoman
(7,268 posts)Kale and cranberry and gatorade smoothie will help him better than a tub of transfat.