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misanthrope

(9,107 posts)
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 10:22 PM Aug 31

Trump's health: I think he will be fine if they can just

force feed him a large can of Crisco then make a team of enraged Dobermans chase him up six flights of stairs. That'll fix him right up.

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Trump's health: I think he will be fine if they can just (Original Post) misanthrope Aug 31 OP
Video. We want video. Permanut Aug 31 #1
Nah , he's dead dweller Aug 31 #2
Vegetable oil alone will not be fast enough for my schedule, if Maru Kitteh Aug 31 #3
Just grease up the steps first GenThePerservering Aug 31 #4
Obituary of Donald J. Trump MrWowWow Aug 31 #5
Doctor: Trump has 6 to 8 Months TO LIVE MrWowWow Aug 31 #6
Died long ago. He's been robotized, yes, he had a ROBOTOMY. usonian Monday #7
I wish I could post this DU image...I love it! BigmanPigman Monday #8
If he's on blood thinners and diuretics KentuckyWoman Monday #9
Or a swarm of killer bees. What would secret service do? Buddyzbuddy Monday #10

dweller

(27,041 posts)
2. Nah , he's dead
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 10:32 PM
Aug 31

They just don’t want to turn a single Monday holiday into a full blown month’s long celebration …



✌🏻

Maru Kitteh

(30,558 posts)
3. Vegetable oil alone will not be fast enough for my schedule, if
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 11:08 PM
Aug 31

you don’t mind, could we add some poorly-rendered beef and pork fat?

TIA

MrWowWow

(1,034 posts)
5. Obituary of Donald J. Trump
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 11:44 PM
Aug 31

Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.
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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:
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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,
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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;
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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,
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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

usonian

(20,125 posts)
7. Died long ago. He's been robotized, yes, he had a ROBOTOMY.
Mon Sep 1, 2025, 12:25 AM
Monday

Hats have the electronic circuitry to keep him moving.
You doubt me? How about he had microchips implanted instead?

Listen for him saying one of the following:
• Danger, Will Robinson
• I have a pain down all the diodes on my left side
• I’m here to serve man
• I’m Eddie, your shipboard computer
• I’m sorry, Dave

Step 1.



Step 2. Chatbotization.

The Hallucinating ChatGPT Presidency -- Is Trump a chatbot?
https://www.techdirt.com/2025/04/29/the-hallucinating-chatgpt-presidency/

Judge for yourself.

Tue, Apr 29th 2025 09:34am - Mike Masnick

We generally understand how LLM hallucinations work. An AI model tries to generate what seems like a plausible response to whatever you ask it, drawing on its training data to construct something that sounds right. The actual truth of the response is, at best, a secondary consideration.

snip

But over the last few months, it has occurred to me that, for all the hype about generative AI systems “hallucinating,” we pay much less attention to the fact that the current President does the same thing, nearly every day. The more you look at the way Donald Trump spews utter nonsense answers to questions, the more you begin to recognize a clear pattern — he answers questions in a manner quite similar to early versions of ChatGPT. The facts don’t matter, the language choices are a mess, but they are all designed to present a plausible-sounding answer to the question, based on no actual knowledge, nor any concern for whether or not the underlying facts are accurate.

snip

This is not the response of someone working from actual knowledge or policy understanding. Instead, it’s precisely how an LLM operates: taking a prompt (the question about job losses) and generating text based on some core parameters (the “system prompt” that requires deflecting blame and asserting greatness).

The hallmarks of AI generation are all here:
• Confident assertions without factual backing
• Meandering diversions that maintain loose semantic connection to the topic
• Pattern-matching to previous responses (“ripped off,” “billions of dollars”)
• Optimization for what sounds good rather than what’s true


KentuckyWoman

(7,268 posts)
9. If he's on blood thinners and diuretics
Mon Sep 1, 2025, 01:01 AM
Monday

Kale and cranberry and gatorade smoothie will help him better than a tub of transfat.

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