Gov. Pritzker ftw

[deminks]

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

— JB Pritzker (@jbpritzker.bsky.social) 2025-09-03T21:02:45.896Z

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas.

Earlier:

Ted Cruz: "I don't want to get between JB Pritzker and the Dominos Pizza line, but I'll tell you what I am willing to get between -- him and his open doors for every human trafficker ... "

End snip.

[dsc]

1. And Cruz isn't exactly the second coming of Adonis

[Paladin]

2. Final Score: Pritzker: 100, Cruz: 0 (nt)

[Reader Rabbit]

3. Regardless, Pritzker wouldn't be caught dead eating Domino's.

Not when he has access to Gino's East and a dozen other Chicago-style joints.

[chowder66]

4. Says the guy who kisses the ass of the United States Sexual Predator and his Sex Trafficker buddy.

What a fucking festering pustule.

[GenThePerservering]

5. Cancun Cruz doesn't think fast enough to troll Pritzker

and he's got WAY too much material for Pritzker to use.

[rubbersole]

6. From his place in the life pecking order...

...Raphael Edward Cruz will always be punching up. And it will always turn out badly for him.

[Just Jerome]

7. What's with all these

buff badasses on the right criticizing Pritzker’s girth?



SERIOUSLY?

[newdeal2]

9. It's called projection

Or they are used to seeing themselves with a beauty filter on their camera.

[BaronChocula]

8. I heard that Ted Cruz

is an investor in a Sinaloan construction firm which is a cover for a group that traffics young boys.

[jfz9580m]

10. Pity he isn't as fit as Cruz and the rest of the GOP?