Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out by service personnel before he can send them back to Afghanistan?

Taken out by Venezuela before he can murder another boat full of civilians?

Decapitated when he walked too close to Melania's ridiculous hat?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Pummeled by future retirees over Social Security?

Shredded by supporters of the 1st Amendment?

[malaise]

17. Don't mess with

Old people.

[SheltieLover]

20. Or those soon to be old...

[niyad]

25. Especially old, cranky people with no filters, no patience, and no fucks left to give.

[surfered]

32. Get off my lawn!

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

7. Keep hope alive.🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[Wild blueberry]

11. Have my bottle chilling

As do my neighbors, just in case the stores run out when it finally happens.
Cheers!

[malaise]

18. Sung to the tune of Tomorrow

Good news will come out tomorrow so you got to hang on….

Tomorrow tomorrow😀

[niyad]

19. Right now would be much better.

[SheltieLover]

22. Can they remake it to "today...today?"

[malaise]

26. Yesterday would be better 😀

[SheltieLover]

27. I couldn't agree more, but that would require time travel...

[SheltieLover]

21. Soon, my friend...

[twodogsbarking]

3. Tomorrow.

https://www.facebook.com/essence/videos/do-you-remember-the-21st-day-of-september/288244761777505/

[MiHale]

4. Finally finished rotting...turned into a fetid pool of bodily waste...

Like he isn’t already.

[SheltieLover]

23. With a hideous orange shen...

[twodogsbarking]

5. Y'all mean this here hat?

https://imgur.com/t/spy_vs_spy

[surfered]

6. Not yet, but I have high hopes...

[Dulcinea]

8. Imprisoned in the Tower of London

for trying to steal the crown jewels?

[twodogsbarking]

9. Ate British food.

[malaise]

14. Hehehe

😀

[Tanuki]

10. Instantly incinerated when he tripped over the hearth

while trying to burn the Constitution?

[malaise]

15. The visual is spectacular

Please please 😀

[Gimpyknee]

12. Nope

[malaise]

13. No but when the Epstein mess finally explodes

he will wish he was dead.

[hlthe2b]

16. Surrounded as he is by vipers (and that is just MAGA).. On borrowed time?

[SheltieLover]

24. Aptly depicts pee wee, fleaon, et. al

[surfered]

30. Creepy

[SheltieLover]

31. Exactly!

[surfered]

33. Stephen Miller / Rectal Polyp

Any questions?

[SheltieLover]

34. Also an apt pix!

[dalton99a]

35. +1

[ShazzieB]

43. 🤣

[GopherGal]

28. Stepped of a curb to cross the street in London

but looked the wrong direction first, so he didn't notice the approaching double-decker bus. London HazMat crews are still trying to clean up the greasy stain.

[surfered]

29. At crossings in London, "Look Right" is painted on the sidewalk

[Hugin]

36. Trapped for all eternity in a roundabout...

Probably going against traffic.

[surfered]

37. Been there, not going the wrong way, but unable to get in the exit lane.

[Hugin]

39. Going the wrong way is the specialty of one of my siblings...

“But, it’s shorter!”

Their laminated photo is carried by many LEOs.

[GopherGal]

38. Ah, I like that variation!

The problem with my theory was the idea that TSF would ever walk his bloated @$$ anywhere. (To be fair, that must be difficult with the entire Disney board of directors' heads stuffed up there.)

Instead, let's picture a golf cart going the wrong way in a roundabout...

We can keep the head-on collision with the red double-decker bus (or substitute a black cab, driven by a certain Slovenian immigrant, if you wish.. Visibility can't be that good in that hat she had on, so maybe it took her a couple tries around the roundabout to hit her target.)

[republianmushroom]

40. Not yet, damn, so hopeful he met the grim reaper last night,

Didn't happen but he is a day closer to that meeting. Maybe to night. Hopeful.

[ShazzieB]

41. All I know is that I'm living for the day when I log on to DU and immediately see a headline saying that he IS dead.

What a day that will be!

[bluestarone]

42. i'm afraid he's like tomorrow

it'll never come

[LetMyPeopleVote]

44. Another day of disappointment