Trump plans leaked this Sunday morning:

[PCIntern]

1. Rename the Mississippi River after himself (“It goes through, like twenty states. Why Mississippi? DUMB!”)
2. Rename the Washington Monument after himself (“After all, it’s not like it’s named after anyone now!” -heard by many when Washington National was renamed for Reagan)
3. Rename The Hoover Dam after himself (“He was a worthless President anyway.”)
4. Rename the State of New York after himself (Massive irony and ultimate revenge)
5. Rename the Great Lakes after himself. (“Stupid name anyway”)
6. Rename The Grand Canyon after himself (“Who uses the word ‘grand’ anyway?”)
That should be enuf for this week! More coming from YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT!!!

[gab13by13]

1. Rename President to King - Why pretend?

[GreenWave]

2. Hoover was the tariff president which triggered the really great depression.

[PCIntern]

3. Life is a circle (jerk).

[boonecreek]

4. Please tell me this is satire.

It's getting so I can't tell anymore.

[PCIntern]

5. Yes. This is original satire

We aren’t there…YET.

[dalton99a]

6. He might convert the Washington Monument into the Trump Pyramid, taller than any pyramid in Egypt

[AntiFascist]

7. Did Trump pay for this banner?

[milestogo]

8. I could go along with #3 as long as we call it DAM TRUMP.