Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

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Rage-induced coronary when he couldn't find his woobie for this hour's nap time?

Dehydrated because he couldn't figure out how to use his sippy cup?

Fell out of his high chair during a lunchtime tantum?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[surfered]

1. While officiating the annual Mud Wrestling Championship at the Kennedy Center, Trump fell in the pit and drowned.

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

4. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[hlthe2b]

3. Uh oh... Is that the turkey he pardoned...

Coming back to exact revenge for his murdered "buddies?" Maybe joined by some offshore Venezuelan fishermen who likewise want to avenge some murdered "buddies?" Uh oh...

[SheltieLover]

5. Skewered by many miserable, horrible yet persistent people?

(https://democraticunderground.com/100220853887 )

[twodogsbarking]

6. Melaaaniaaaah sees a burglar in the WH and shoots him six times. Then she lets the burglar go.

[Pluvious]

7. I hope "Quiet Piggy" are the the last words he hears whispered in his ear by a nurse...

Link to tweet

[generalbetrayus]

8. Goes for a ride in a swan boat in the Tidal Basin in D. C. and Kegsbreath mistakes it for a drug running boat

and orders a missile strike.

[malaise]

9. No but

MTG is now a sworn enemy😀

[Blumancru]

10. The FAFO Peace Prize he just got turns out to be a pain inflicting collar, like on Star Trek

And Malodorous has the remote control. She and the Epstein victims take turns activating it until the batteries run down. Empty G gets fresh ones and they all continue. Finally he is finished.
On the third day afterwards, his followers are sorely disappointed.
Malodorous runs away with OJ Simpson, who has been alive all this time hiding out at Log O Mierda.

[Donkees]

11. You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one

[niyad]

14. Good one today!

[Dave Bowman]

12. Almost. He tried molesting a Girl Scout who happened to be an undercover cop who proceeded to beat the crap out of him.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

13. We are waiting

Link to tweet