Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shocked to realize that every woman he's ever been with has been faking it?

Too much egg and castor oil before that big pie-eating contest?

Someone turned his Leqembi infusion up to eleven?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all? I mean seriously!

[QueerDuck]

1. An estranged drug-addled son?

[surfered]

4. One unloved by his narcissistic father, likes to shoot leopards?

[BH liberal]

2. Radical left wing McD's worker laces his cheeseburger...

with laxatives and The Orange Menace dies messily on his gilded bathroom throne.

[surfered]

5. Hmmmm....

[ultralite001]

13. Read that as

I SMELL

Pardon$

Change my diaper


🤣🤣🤣

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

7. Drank that one this weekend after reading a Letter to the Editor

from a die hard Republican, who voted for Trump in 2016. His letter excoriated Trump for the meaningless FIFA Peace Prize. Cracks in Trump’s support are showing. There’s hope.

Buying a new bottle today.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

11. Good for you!

No sense not celebrating the small things while waiting.

[surfered]

14. 🥂

[SheltieLover]

18. 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

9. Soon...

[Martin Eden]

16. Drink a 2nd bottle of bubbly when the orange shitstain is buried

You'll need something to fill your bladder when visiting his grave.

I hear Melania plans to charge admission at Maralago.

[mercuryblues]

6. No he is not dead

His wishes for when he died was to be dipped in gold and made a statue out of. The upside is somebody didn't wait for him to die before they dipped him in gold. Now he's living in a gold shell unable to move or talk.


The things that remain the same as he still eats through a straw and is laying in his own feces

[SheltieLover]

8. Too bad DU will not allow me to paste what I'd written.

[Bettie]

10. Good people die young

the evil live for-fucking-ever.

[hlthe2b]

12. "well, we say our prayers..."

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. Cute 🥰

[MissouriDem47]

15. I Look Forward To the Day When the Answer is YES!!

[no_hypocrisy]

17. Don't get me started this morning . . . . . .

[Quiet Em]

19. It's just not in me to ever wish death or harm to someone, BUT

I hope that asshole con artist is aware that when he does finally leave this earth there will be a sense of alleviation. I will not mourn, I will feel relief.

[RainCaster]

21. I will feel a strong desire to urinate

On a specific grave.

[Quiet Em]

22. You and probably millions of others.

And I'll be ok with that. He brought this all on himself and he's literally asking for it.

[RainCaster]

20. Does braindead count?

Asking for a friend

[Blumancru]

23. Leopards finally get around to eating his face

Jr and Gums, coincidentally leopard hunting on the south lawn, try to save him but miss, and hit him squarely in the nulva.
Coroner rules accidental justifiable regicide.
Mailorderia dates Snoop Dog.

[BWdem4life]

25. Massive aneurysm brought on by Rob Reiner getting more press for half a day? nt

[AllaN01Bear]

26. i will raise my pinky fiinger in v ictory dance when he does .

[Blue Owl]

27. Self-imploded due to his overwhelming sense of self-importance?