Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell asleep? All the way asleep?

Shot in the heart by one of Cupid's "special" arrows?

Got in the way of Hegseth's nation-protecting anti-balloon laser?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Not yet, but it is still early enough in the day...

[twodogsbarking]

2. Giant ICE sickle falls from the White Supremacist House and impales him like a shish kabob.

I present to you, the Shitsickle.

[LymphocyteLover]

3. I really am very eager to know what will finally do him in. I hope its something truly epically embarrassing

he deserves no less!

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Monsieur_Grumpe]

5. Same here

[surfered]

6. One day...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[hlthe2b]

7. This Valentine's Day, may his Karma come for him & his ilk, but for the rest of us all:

Have a good day all!

[COL Mustard]

8. Love me some Golden Retriever!

I had one years ago, and he was the best dog ever. I’ve never been able to have another. Maybe when I retire.

[mopinko]

15. i think that's a great pyrenees.

the eyeliner is the give away. i have a gp cross and everyone thought he was a lab. dna said otherwise.
only 1 who got it right was my vet’s wife/office manager. it was the eyeliner.

[COL Mustard]

16. I may stand corrected! (Actually, I'm sitting now but you know what I mean.)

Most dogs wouldn't let people dress them up like that but that is stinking cute!

[mopinko]

17. very true.

[niyad]

14. squeeeeeee

[surfered]

9. Died after following the recommendations of our Secretary of Health and Human Services

[OGBuzz]

10. Suffered a widow maker heart attack after being.....

visited by the vengeance seeking ghosts of Ivana and Jeffrey.

[malaise]

11. No but

The partial shut down should shut him up

[jls4561]

12. He was embarrassed by Kristi Noem (who isn't?) and tried to fire her. Furious, Noem called him a mean, smelly

goat (who hasn’t?) and had Lewindowski drag him to the recently installed gravel pit (taxpayer funded) on their $70 million
LUV plane.

[niyad]

13. Today is V-Day/One Billion Rising, to end violence against women and girls

worldwide. The One Billion* stands for the fact that one in three females will be victims of sexual assault/violence. Given the misogyny, patriarchy and hatred for women the orange creature has always shown, and clearly demonstrates in his policies, today would be a fiting day forr him to cease wasting oxygen.

* Roughly 7 billion pop, half female, so one in three. .