Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Assassinated by any one of ~8 billion people in wholly justifiable self-defense?

Kidnapped or killed by a foreign power after he himself had shown that such actions are acceptable?

Dropped dead after achieving his long-standing goal of murdering dozens of innocent schoolgirls?

Just. Fucking. Died. Already? For literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Disemboweled by families of murdered schoolgirls?

Torn limb from limb by stranded ME travelers?

[surfered]

3. The number of dead is up to 150

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/01/iran-school-bombing-death-toll-us-israel-strikes

[SheltieLover]

4. Ty.

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Apologizing to Putin on his knees

Fell when he tried to get and was impaled on one of Melania’s stilettos.

[hlthe2b]

5. Terrified as he is by De Niro's commentary and call-outs...

Well, here's your RAGING BULL (arriving today on behalf of billions of people)... Run bloated man, run!
(or don't )

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

8. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

11. 8B share your dream

[SheltieLover]

10. Soon...

[niyad]

12. Now would be good!

[SheltieLover]

13. Yes, it would!

[surfered]

7. Sadly, tragically no...

[malaise]

9. No but

He killed a lot of little girls in Iran

[surfered]

14. To our shame

[twodogsbarking]

15. He fell into a burning ring of fire he went down, down, down and the flames went higher

And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire

[ChicagoTeamster]

16. His father also had dementia and was mean as hell but he lived to 93.

[Orrex]

18. Well, I'm happy to keep going until the beautiful day arrives

[ChicagoTeamster]

23. Maybe the ballroom is actually going to be the Trump Family crypt. Trump likes Edgar Allen Poe. Look out Melania.

[RainCaster]

17. Mar o Lardo obliterated by terrorists

And we all celebrate 🎉

[QueerDuck]

19. It's coming soon. It will be sudden. Violent. Unexpected.

Maybe Melania will push him down the stairs, or something. A real "House of Cards" moment similar to when Frank pushes Cathy down the stairs. Only she'll be calmly shouting "Help ghhelp! Doe-nall, he has fall."

[Blue Owl]

20. May it be a fate deserving of a predatory pedophile rapist murderer

And an eternal sentence of one too within the bowels of terrible brimstone and sulfur

[Harker]

21. I hope so.

[anamnua]

22. Back in Ireland,

some decades ago, we had a Trumpesque leader — one Charles J Haughey — about whom one commentator sagely opined:
‘If he were buried at a crossroads with a stake through his heart I’d still wear a clove of garlic just in case.’

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. trump is not well

Link to tweet