Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Mysteriously struck by lightning after claiming to have been anointed by Jesus?

Preemptively killed by Spanish operatives because it's their turn this week?

Crushed by adoring throngs of his ignorant fuckhead KKKultists in their desperate push to touch the hem of his garment?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

3. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Soon!

[surfered]

5. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[Joinfortmill]

9. Ha!

[SheltieLover]

2. Nailed to a cross by cult to make him more like Jesus?

Spazzed out over Bad Bunny's 4.157B viewers in 24 hrs? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100221068313

[surfered]

4. Answering the prayers of over 200 million Americans and billions worldwide, he was smited by the Lord, in Thy mercy.

[hlthe2b]

6. Stood too close to the highly "pumped up" faux tough Hegseth spewing and drowned in his BS?

Apparently, Hegseth sought to develop the muscles and blustering attitude of this (otherwise sweet guy) but failed:

[malaise]

7. No but

I’d pay to see this
Crushed by adoring throngs of his ignorant fuckhead KKKultists in their desperate push to touch the hem of his garment?

:

[Joinfortmill]

8. Looks REALLY close.

[twodogsbarking]

10. Measles....

[Wicked Blue]

11. Tripped and fell onto his gold-colored Oval Office drapes,

which got wrapped around his rashy red neck and strangled him.

Despite a search, the body was not discovered until it became extremely pungent.