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kentuck

(115,356 posts)
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 10:38 AM 6 hrs ago

Speaker Pinocchio?

I was just watching MAGA Mike Johnson on the television set and I could have sworn that his nose started growing. He is so creative with his lies. He states them matter-of-factly. "This war is not a war. It is a military operation."

Furthermore, he says that we had to attack them first because once Israel attacked them, they would have attacked us so it was a preemptive strike.

But it was not a war. We killed their Leader and many of his subordinates and bombed them to oblivion. But it is not a "war".

Because a war would require Congressional approval.

I suppose it all depends on what the definition of the word "is" is?

Finally, his nose grew so long that they had to back up to get a camera shot.

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Speaker Pinocchio? (Original Post) kentuck 6 hrs ago OP
I think WmChris 6 hrs ago #1
Coincidentally.... kentuck 6 hrs ago #2
If you've ever seen a weasel's... GiqueCee 6 hrs ago #3
Puerile semantic word play... returnee 2 hrs ago #4

WmChris

(700 posts)
1. I think
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 10:46 AM
6 hrs ago

Wasn't that the same deflection Putin used? It's not a war just a military operation. Seems to me when we start killing people and breaking stuff it's usually considered a warlike jester.

kentuck

(115,356 posts)
2. Coincidentally....
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 10:50 AM
6 hrs ago

Yes. Same description Putin is using in Ukraine. Control of the language.

GiqueCee

(3,860 posts)
3. If you've ever seen a weasel's...
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 10:55 AM
6 hrs ago

... writhing antics when trying mesmerize a rabbit before attacking it, you've seen "Moses" Mike spinning his lies. It is a truly cringe-worthy spectacle.

returnee

(901 posts)
4. Puerile semantic word play...
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 02:48 PM
2 hrs ago

…with evil intent, to be sucked up by the gullible and uneducated. Or, alternatively, they lie.

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