Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award

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Calling it “maybe the greatest honor in the world, quite frankly,” Donald J. Trump said on Wednesday that the International Criminal Court in The Hague has invited him to receive “a special award.”

“They said it was in response to things I’ve done in Iran,” Trump told reporters. “It will probably be some kind of medal or maybe a gleaming gold trophy.”

Trump revealed that he will not be The Hague’s sole honoree, noting, “They also invited Bibi. They said he deserves special recognition.”

Calling The Hague invitation “much better than a stupid Nobel,” Trump quipped, “They never invited Obama!”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-boasts-that-international-criminal-657

[rampartd]

1. yano, it just might work.

[UTUSN]

2. Hah! - had let BOROWITZ drop off my radar for awhile, but this one got me.

Before clicking, I could be given a pass for almost taking it seriously given KRASNOV-duh, and was preparing to post, He's going to get indicted over there.

[Marcuse]

3. Tell him the award includes a $1B cash prize.

[dalton99a]

4. Trump and his puppetmaster Netanyahu belong in prison

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

5. Good one

[lame54]

6. Need to accept in person