Drug commercials; You'd think if I had fubegartelitus

[edhopper]

as a result of taking zongazifrelartin for my nonifactus perfaluticacious, and was not allergic to greepalonin, my doctor would know about this drug well before I heard of it.

[Walleye]

1. A good point, and very funny

[RockRaven]

2. My "favorite" part is where they say "do not take zonxiflabinak if you are allergic to zonxiflabinak"

Gee thanks for looking out for me like that, I might have made a horrible mistake if you hadn't mentioned it.

[SCantiGOP]

19. Obviously,

The ads are written by the company lawyers, not their medical staff.
One of my doctors years ago said he had a patient who asked if he should xxx because he had stomach bloating and other symptoms. The doctor told him he should only take it while he was having his period.

[Faux pas]

3. Lol 😆

[agingdem]

4. Legendary!!

a few years ago I scanned a health magazine lousy with drug adds...and I noticed that most of those drugs had been pulled off pharmacy shelves for being unsafe...

[A_Woman_from_MI]

5. Well said

I was keeping a list of drugs to ask my doctor about, as directed by the teevee but you have raised some new concerns for me. Like, what are the possible side affects of zongazifrelartin?

[edhopper]

7. I only ask my doctor

about drugs that have a theme song.

[bucolic_frolic]

6. You're missing the opportunity to create Get Well cards for all those conditions

You're sitting on a potential mint!

[Polly Hennessey]

8. My favorite side effect warning: Risk of sudden death. ✅ ok, got that one checked.

I wish I could remember the name of the drug.

[state of stupid]

12. Especially when it shows up in the minor side effect list! I cannot remember the drug, but we did

not make it to major side effects. The prescription went in the trash.

[lastlib]

13. WHY the HELL would anybody take THAT shit??

If I asked my doctor if it was right for me, he could lose his license in this state for assisting suicide! - - -

How STUPID do the drug companies think we are?? (rhetorical question, doesn' need to be answered....)

My thought--I'm not taking any drug that doesn't have an English-equivalent name! If I say the name of a drug, and it sounds like I'm speaking with a mouthful of rocks, I sure as hell ain't taking it!

[Goonch]

9. ;-{) GLOOPERINIL

[flvegan]

10. They'll also run that fucking ad 900 times/day to be sure you're sure.

Have to justify the insane price of meds somehow.

[malaise]

11. Yah think

[cksmithy]

14. As a serious side note, my sister died because of one of those side effects.

She had MS, living alone, tried all medications that would help to improve her life. This was back in 2005, she was living on a pension and was little bit late on her yearly MRI. When she finally got her mri, the doctor said she had inoperable glia blastoma brain cancer that was related to the new medication she had been taking. He told her she had 6 weeks to 6 months to live and to get her will, etc. in order. Well, she literally died 6 weeks later to the day. Earlier, she was going to try one new drug and the doctor called to tell her not to take it because of the deadly side effects. She didn't take it, that was about 9 months before her mri and brain cancer diagnosis.

Every time I hear those ads with the side effects announced so fast, you can't understand what they are saying, I always think of my poor sister. It wasn't Ms that killed her it was the side effects from her treatment.

[edhopper]

17. Sorry for your loss

Many drugs now lower the immune system, leading to Deaths. Glen Frey died because of arthritis medication.

[cksmithy]

24. If I remember correctly, the medication she was taking was an antiviral.

Maybe it was the dose she was taking. The doctor told her cancer was (at the time) a direct result of her med.s

Thank you for your response.

[NNadir]

21. When I get a prescription for a new drug, I always go on line...

...to check side effects.

Many list some that are potentially deadly, which doesn't preclude me from using them since all medications subject to risk/benefit analysis. I expect as a result of tge trial, the risk will be low, but not zero.

At my age I'm in polypharmacy mode and I try to be aware of drug-drug interactions. However I am trained to be aware of these.

I am sorry of course that your sister was one who came down on the wrong side of risk. Despite your loss and regrettably very real pain, I do hope the drug has benefited others.

I believe the FDA has a website where those who experience a side effect can report it, if that moron RFK hasn’t shut it down. This helps to understand risks of drugs after approval, and on some occasions a drug can be pulled off the market.

Please accept my condolences in any case. That is really awful. I'm so sorry.

[cksmithy]

23. It was more than 20 years ago, she was out of state, my parents

and siblings really didn't pay serious attention to her or try to help her. She was actually relieved when she got a terminal diagnosis because she couldn't even imagine her life dealing with MS all on her own. I still only had dial up internet at the time. Couldn't get a lot of medical information, except from doctors. We talked everyday, but I was not able to be with her when she passed. The flight was canceled, we took the next flight available.
Thank you for your condolences. She was only 59 years old.

[NNadir]

26. Again I'm very sorry. I lost my mother to a brain tumor. It was more than...

...50 years ago and still, if I think of it, I can still be in the room watching her die.

I'm sorry you couldn't make it to her side.

[FakeNoose]

15. I think the Faux Noise viewers actually believe this stuff

Somebody ... not anyone I know, but somebody ... does make a habit of going to their doctors and asking for these pills to be subscribed. The advertisers KNOW this and that's why they keep buying these TV ads. They work.

It drives the doctors nuts too, but they can't say no. They just prescribe a fake sugar pill of some kind, just to satisfy their patient. Otherwise these crazy patients will keep going to other doctors until they get the thing prescribed.

[Vinca]

16. So what to you take for your FGL? (No medical terms - whether true or false - allowed in TV advertising.)

Sorry about the NFT.

[twodogsbarking]

18. People take the drugs and then come up with the name. Only thing I can figure.

[Americanme]

20. Drug manufacturers are trying to create demand.

They want us to ask our doctors about their drugs. I'd rather have my doctor tell me what drug might be best for me. If my doctor doesn't know about their drug, maybe I don't need to know about it either.

[Initech]

22. So I attempted twice to get WeGovy.

Both times I was denied by my insurance company saying that I needed to comprehensively prove for 60 days that I needed to be prescribed weight loss medication. They don't tell you that in the advertisements. American health care is bullshit.

[Dr. T]

25. But, but, according to the commercial,

if I take the drug, I'll be able to kickbox, go sailing, lift weights, swim, throw frisbee and play tennis without breaking a sweat. I don't know what disease the drug manages, but I want to do all that cool stuff so I’ll take the drug.

[SergeStorms]

28. And dance in laundromats....

and supermarkets. I can't wait to start taking them!

[SergeStorms]

27. My TV "mute" button.....

is wearing out because of all the use from pharmaceutical commercials.
They spend close to $3 billion per year on TV commercials alone . Despite what they say, I don't believe they can profit from that expenditure. How many people actually go to a doctor and ask for this-or-that drug? $3 billion worth?

I think it's all a tax dodge, but I could be wrong.