Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

86'ed by a Subaru in Jersey?

Went to visit the USNS Mercy and simply vanished?

Bifurcated by a laser, crotch first?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

14. We all share your dream

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

20. Soon. As in rfn!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) CHINESE FIRE DRILL

[malaise]

3. No but

A fitting end would be for the Fort Knox gold bars to come crashing down and crush him to smithereens

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221231617

[Blue Full Moon]

9. Melted and poured down his gullet.

[malaise]

11. I'd pay to watch his orifices

turn to gold. So would he but it would kill him. 😀

[Blue Owl]

12. Poetic justice!

I would love that…..

[hlthe2b]

4. "And the world unites in shared wishes and prayers..."

(I didn't say FOR WHAT...)

[malaise]

5. Hehe

Too cool😀

[MustLoveBeagles]

16. Aw

So cute

[MiHale]

6. Went to sleep at the dinner table...fell forward...

on to the knife he was holding…penetrating what was left of his withered brain…killing him instantly.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

7. One Day

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Stabbed his own portrait and died.

Credit to Oscar Wilde

[Wicked Blue]

10. Tripped and fell into the newly blue Reflecting Pool

which had been refilled with blue Jello

[surfered]

13. Spock believes he's already brain dead.

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. Lol

[Dulcinea]

15. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

But the idea of "Bifurcated by a laser, crotch first" is really intriguing.

[electric_blue68]

18. No cheering out my big city window -yet- ; so I guess not. Sigh.

[SheltieLover]

19. Sadly not yet, but plenty of time left today!