Rapin' Bombin' Nappin' Golfin' Ballroom Buildin' Grampy STILL SUFFERING with PRIAPISM over the idea of Comey behind bars

[Miles Archer]

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com‬
Trump: "It's like saying to me, 'If Comey ever went to jail, would you let him out?' That might be a hard one for me, because he's a dirty cop."

Trump: "It's like saying to me, 'If Comey ever went to jail, would you let him out?' That might be a hard one for me, because he's a dirty cop."

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-11T16:08:56.116Z

[DavidDvorkin]

1. I really doubt that sick old man gets priapism.

[Miles Archer]

2. Virtual priapism

Intended as irony because yes, in all likelihood, he can't.

[DavidDvorkin]

3. Priapism in his mind

In his imagined version of himself. Yes, that's entirely believable.

[Vinca]

4. Why won't the media mention Comey putting a thumb on the scale during the first election?????

If not for Comey, Hillary most likely would have won and we wouldn't be subjected to this BS.