I was going to paint my toilet bowl blue

[slingsam]

butt he stole my idea.....I just don't want to get sued. So now.......
I will just paint his face on the bottom of my bowl

It will reflect like shit stains on my ass

[ZDU]

1. lmfao

[LilElf70]

2. That's actually pretty funny

Ty. Helped make my day.

[surfered]

3. Lake Louise Banff

As an April Fools joke, Travel Alberta once sent out a press release, describing how the bottom of Lake Louise is painted each year to achieve the gorgeous shade, Lake Louise Turquoise Blue. Going so far as to release edited photos of a drained lake and painting underway, the internet went viral with the story.

I remember seeing the photo. The lake had been drained and a workman with a long handled roller brush was painting the bottom, rocks and all.

[surfered]

4. Found it

[surfered]

7. Maybe that's where Trump got the idea, thinking it was real

[malaise]

5. You win the internets for

Today

[Clouds Passing]

6. Try tidy bowl, no doubt tacky tump uses it.

[Warpy]

8. Amazon has everything

https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Political-Gimmick-Republicans-Democrats/dp/B0BBLTT1S5/ref=sr_1_1?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.r_9pMKAOnpvWsq_QrP4Swv4mT_RZa9MEnvJrwnLXT_1uKhBZKgTCnqrpIi05kVXsiVKKcFMKKxm1J36Zgh7YlN3TiwKqjAAVBYfRGoE-8hAL6AEv8n8Tty5S7exYdJFOOqfmT6DyAR5nOic1MiOJnygZ_WWWvqumo2HhEWURfs2sfmB4yd9uK2Rr0X5lUqoOvsH98knyz4IKtvep48EKucaivlS8wNCrRfsLLvWlNwr_oABTkPJJSqPCGvlf4ywbNUujzLSd135bGEJE_vDa3sViwjvuuRvw9E47-3EfP7U.OR6JdplKelkZJKfbEkoiCnlzhhigfJTzWfwsycFM9bA&dib_tag=se&keywords=Donald+Trump+Toilet+Paper&qid=1778889450&sr=8-1

This was only the first of many such items listed.

[Just Jerome]

9. Daughter's boyfriend

gave me a roll of trump toilet paper. I put it in a Dirty Santa exchange at church. The twelve year old girl who got it LOVED it!

[Warpy]

11. I'd have loved it at that age

but the age of the monumentally stupid Re-publican hadn't happened quite yet.

Still, if you want to shit on Fatso, you'll want to target him appropriately. toward the source. He's certainly been shitting on all of us.

[NBachers]

10. Flush Trump