Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Botched penis enlargement?

Bitten by a venomous RFK Jr?

Irradiated during the ill-considered handoff?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) RUN DOWN BY PISSED OFF RINOS

[malaise]

2. No but

There are 19 days to June 14

By the way Bestie Jeffrey’s connections to the new daughter in law are just sinking in.

Bettina Anderson (who recently married Donald Trump Jr.) is the daughter of late Palm Beach banker Harry Loy Anderson Jr.. While her father did not sell the property, he was a long-time acquaintance of Epstein. Anderson was a Palm Beach banker who managed Epstein's accounts in the 1990s and wrote a character reference letter vouching for Epstein's integrity, which reportedly helped Epstein secure tax breaks to finance his development in the U.S. Virgin Islands.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=21259418

[surfered]

3. From sheshe2 in a different thread yesterday. I totally stole it.

[TurboDem]

4. OMG! I love that!

[malaise]

18. Perfect

Rec

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. Knock Knock

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

11. We share your dream..

And he’s concerned because he keeps changing locations. First, Walter Reed then Camp David, then the White House. He knows someone’s looking for him.

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

16. Good one!

[SheltieLover]

15. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

Waiting is so tiresome.

[Blue Owl]

6. In a very special "it comes in three's" miracle....

DJT, RFK Jr., and Elon Musk all perish from a slow and painful mysterious disease....

[niyad]

10. And in the next three, bibi, putler and xi. I have a number of such

groupings.

[SheltieLover]

17. Yes!

[Joinfortmill]

7. No, but his skin is beginning to fall off.

[twodogsbarking]

9. Shedding it like a snek.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Jethro pushed him into the C ment pond and he drowned.

[hlthe2b]

12. "Just do it, you orange blob! You bore me..."

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. We can't have the cute doggo be bored 🥱

[SheltieLover]

13. Not yet but with any luck the Grim Reaper will make this day memorable!

[LymphocyteLover]

14. No, but, it's another day closer to death... very close

[stage left]

19. That's what I was coming here

to find out. I see I am once again doomed to disappointment.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

21. Unable to pass a stool because Lindsey's head is in the way

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. I hope that they get back together soon