How will Donvict try to steal attention from Obama

[malaise]

these next two days?

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/live-blog/obama-presidential-center-museum-opening-ceremony-live-updates-rcna350649

What to know about the Obama center opening
OPENING WEEKEND: The Obama Presidential Center in Chicago is celebrating its grand opening this weekend, with a dedication ceremony today. The general public is invited to visit for an open house starting tomorrow, Juneteenth, and running through the weekend, featuring live performances, arts and crafts, sports team meet-and-greets and other activities.
WHO'S ATTENDING: Former President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama are expected to be joined by former Presidents Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Joe Biden and a host of celebrities at today's ceremony, which begins at noon ET.
SPEAKERS AND PERFORMERS: The Obamas are both expected to give remarks, as will several musical artists. The star-studded lineup includes Bruce Springsteen, Stevie Wonder, Christina Aguilera, U2's Bono and the Edge, and others.
THE CENTER CAMPUS: The 19-acre, $850 million campus includes a museum featuring digital exhibits on key moments in Obama's presidency, a basketball court, a branch of the city's public library and acres of green space.

[marble falls]

1. Announce that Barack Obama is under investigation, and sending a corrupt building inspector.

[LearnedHand]

4. I think so too

And maybe even issue an arrest warrant for election interference or something.

[marble falls]

8. It isn't as if he hasn't threatened it.

[Ocelot II]

2. By going home to Satan?

That would sure do it, but I'd be fine with that distraction.

[marble falls]

12. Optimist!

[malaise]

16. Can't top this

[mobeau69]

3. A massive coronary will work for me. Da Bears

[marble falls]

15. I'd settle for one just big enough. And Melania can wear her "I don't care, do you" jacket at the funeral.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Stay awake at all televised photo ops today.

[marble falls]

13. Haaaa!

[Chipper Chat]

6. Invade Cuba.

[hlthe2b]

7. I noticed MSNOW felt the need to get a reporter to address the massive security steps taken

for the center and its opening. So, I suspect Trump could manipulate that in some way...

I'm sure it is "killing him..." that the attention is so bright on Obamas. But, unfortunately not literally so.

[Torchlight]

9. He'll declare war on the South Georgia Islands

promising to free the oppressed indigenous natives and write rebate checks for all of them. Ironically, a week later he signs another surrender treaty with the uninhabited island, declaring success.

[marble falls]

14. I heard he has eyes for Pitcairn Island.

[Goonch]

10. ;-{) THIS

[efhmc]

11. Will not work.

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

17. He'll probably drop bombs somewhere.