Stephen Miller was so upset over SCOTUS affirming birthright citizenship that he: - Wouldn't use the litter box - Bit th

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Social media is having fun mocking Miller--and hope they continue!!




Paul Rudnick
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Stephen Miller was so upset over SCOTUS affirming birthright citizenship that he:
- Appeared in daylight
- Left his burrow behind a wall in the WH
- Wouldn't use the litter box
- Bit the three police officers coaxing him back into his cage
- Almost bathed

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[Lovie777]

1. LOL................

[biophile]

2. That's an insult to cats!

[lame54]

3. Could barely finish his rat

[The Madcap]

4. Left his swastika armband by his coffin

[NNadir]

5. KNR.

[Just Jerome]

6. Refused

his favorite snack of baked spiders and warm bat milk.

[Volaris]

8. No his favorite snack is pieces of Lil Marcos soul that trump keeps tearing off.

The humiliation is part of the ritual, and adds a nice, earthy 'suffering' flavor.

[stage left]

12. When he can't get that

he eats flies like Renfield.

[SergeStorms]

7. He didn't comb his hair, either.

How come he doesn't go with the famous - or infamous - Trump combover? They both have the same amount of hair.

[Ilikepurple]

9. I've been noticing an increased public presence for Stephen.

It’s kinda scary that they now think his face will either sell votes or solidify the base. I think we’ll be seeing more of Trump’s rogues gallery as they look for someone in his grifting crew that can catch the attention of Trump’s base and their adjacents.

[Ilsa]

28. Is Trump going blind? SM doesn't have that

"central casting" look or sexy appeal. He's just gross.

[eppur_se_muova]

31. His bald head always makes me think of these guys ....

[FadedMullet]

32. Puh-leeze, no details on this. I just don't want to know. Please. Really. No.

[live love laugh]

35. ‼️‼️‼️ WHAT is that ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[Dulcinea]

34. He reminds me of the serial killer in "The Silence of the Lambs."

Has anyone checked his basement?

[Ilikepurple]

36. Yes! Though he does have the central casting look for dictator's ghoulish advisor role

I think Trump likes people who look like they do in movies he’s seen. His current narrative requires him to be surrounded a certain type where physical and moral repugnancy may be a virtue rather than a liability. I just hope his media presence further alienate voters from his policies.

[ShazzieB]

10. Oh, poor widdle Stevie! What a blow this must be for him! 😱

And what a lovely image of him stomping around the White House in frustrated fury I have in my head now!

[calimary]

11. Well, what else would you expect

from an individual who is almost literally certified as an S.O.B.?

[ReRe]

14. Almost?

No certification required for that distinction nor for that other one (AHole.)
If my dad was alive, he'd call him "Lower than a snake's belly".
I just call him "Thumb with a face on it.

[bobalew]

17. I'd describe him as a NAZI Bowling pin....

NT

[calimary]

22. Yeah, that works!

And so does “NAZI Bowling pin”!

He sure does inspire creativity, I must say.

[Jacson6]

13. I just read his bio on wikipedia.

He is the desendant of oppressed and murdered immigrants that is now oppressing immigrants to the USA.

[orthoclad]

15. DIDN'T eat the litter box

[lastlib]

16. ...ate the REST of Ozzy's bat.......

Perhaps the most ghoulish creature on earth calling itself homo sapiens. I wonder what Nazi SS monster he was in his previous incarnation?

[wnylib]

33. Goebbels or Himmler

[AZ8theist]

18. HERE'S HOPING THAT ANTI-AMERICAN NAZI MORON......

.....Self deports!!

[LilElf70]

19. What a whiny baby

I hope he gets all offended and quits whatever job he thinks he has.

[MurrayDelph]

20. ... stomped his right foot so deep into the ground that he sunk to his waist,

and in a fit of rage, grabbed his left foot and violently tore himself in half.

[jcboon]

21. Paul Rudnick is a national treasure

He helped make life worth living.

[quaker bill]

23. He got 150 billion

to deport 105 million people he assumed would no longer be citizens. Can we have a refund now>

[Blumancru]

24. Secret Service codename is......

Nosferatu

[NoSheep]

25. Fiend

[SalamanderSleeps]

26. A blast from the past.

[Blue Owl]

27. Spontaneously combusted inside his military base bunker

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

29. He's hiding up Trump's asshole

[Iggo]

30. Hateful little shit.

I hope only good things for him.

[Pinback]

37. ...stopped ranting for 30 seconds. (nt)

[cab67]

38. I kinda visualized him melting like that one guy on Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

39. Can we just deport Stephen Miller back to where he belongs?

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