Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died due to a necrotic mass in his transverse colon?

Died after a "brief and sudden illness?"

Died of false vacuum decay?

Just fucking died already?

[PuraVidaDreamin]

1. Wish he loved salads!

Sigh....

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. The Grim Reaper came for him

But like a good minion Lindsay Graham volunteered to go in his place.

[LymphocyteLover]

13. Lindsay sacrificed himself for his orange idol

[fujiyamasan]

54. For some reason I read that as 'Graham Reaper'

[malaise]

3. No but

Lindsay Graham is dead and MoscowMitch Mitch is brain dead so it won’t be long before Dems can impeach the vulgarian monster

[Jilly_in_VA]

11. The Reaper is getting closer

I bet he's shaking in his shoes---if he can even get them on this morning!

[malaise]

22. Not close enough

😀

[Botany]

4. He did go to Walter Reed Hospital yesterday.

Today could be his day.

[Orrex]

5. That's the spirit!

[malaise]

8. I know this is the Mirror but

Hmmmmmmmm!

[Botany]

38. Trump's face in that picture tells the story.

That is the face of a person suffering from @ least one life threatening condition.
You can see the bruising from his i.v.treatments on his right hand and his right
index finger pointing down could be a symptom of a person trying to keep or regain
his or her balance.

[malaise]

44. The balance hit me

The limp is also much worse

[Botany]

57. I had some surgery on my foot and for the first 2 months I had a nurse come by and change the dressings

and told me that when Trump stands up and does his little index finger pointing thing it
tells her that he is in a bad way. She said every patient that she had who did the finger
pointing thing to compensate for balance issues were dead or mentally gone with in a year.

[malaise]

58. A whole year?

😀

[Botany]

60. That was over a year ago too

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=21369534

Look @ him in this picture from yesterday.

[SheltieLover]

6. Died of jealousy for all the attention paid to Lindsey?

https://democraticunderground.com/10143693938


Mistaken for Caligula?

https://democraticunderground.com/100221368163

[littlemissmartypants]

9. Hahaha! Again? GMTA.

I'm beginning to think that we have a psychic connection! 🔮



💜😄

[SheltieLover]

10. 🤣👍

I'm wondering if lindsey didn't contract the explosive diahrrea parasite & shit his 2 brain cells out?

[littlemissmartypants]

20. 🤣👍I'm thinking pulmonary embolism. But I always have poisoning in the back of my mind. ...

Whether it's food poisoning or chemical poisoning, the payback of horrible gut-wrenching pain is what I hope for and dream of, and poisoning has that effect on people.

[SheltieLover]

42. Well I've read he had just reaffirmed his support for Ukraine, so it's def a possibility!

[littlemissmartypants]

45. Putin wouldn't have liked that! ...

I just read it was a "cardiac event" though and now I'm already bored with the post mortem. Sigh.

I'm thinking about either going back to bed or having an early lunch and then going to bed.

Princess Floof just went to bed herself. She rarely does that. I guess she can tell that I'm distracted.

😕

[Blue Owl]

23. It's time for him to be the "corpse at every funeral"

But this time FOR REALS!

[littlemissmartypants]

7. 🌞Good morning!

Distraught upon hearing of the death of Senator KissUp and because he hates being upstaged, he threw himself off the top of the scaffolding in front of the People’s House accidentally.

Reports from his Sleepy Secret Service detail say he was observed while ranting and raving to God about being "favored" after having climbed on the roof in the early hours this morning subsequently stumbling over the edge.

A hazmat team is on site now scraping up the residue, which should be completely removed in time for the double funeral or possibly even Sunday services. Exact date & time TBA.

(If only)

I hope that everyone has a lovely day! ❤️

[SheltieLover]

14. You have a delightful imagination Pants!

I can see slobby yelling at the old man on the cloud for taking one of his useful idiots.

After all, what will happen to slobby when there are no more players left whom slob has extensive kompromat on? 😱 (insert Edvard Munch's The Scream face).

[littlemissmartypants]

25. Thanks, SL. I do love creative writing. I'm a poet mostly but I have written some other fiction for fun.

Truly love language and words.

I participated in so many different aspects of the arts during my high school days that at the graduation ceremony, I was given a special never before created award for Fine Arts. It's of beautiful engraved sterling silver, which I will always treasure.



💜

[SheltieLover]

40. I love word play & writing as well, Pants!

Good for you, writing poetry & fiction.

Wow! That was quite an award! Congrats!

[littlemissmartypants]

46. Thank you, you do too, SL. I'm very thankful for our friendship.

[SheltieLover]

48. I am as well, Pants!

You are a DU Treasure, IMO.

[littlemissmartypants]

49. Awe.

[SheltieLover]

50. ...

[Blue Owl]

28. Here's some footage of the unlucky hazmat team in action

[littlemissmartypants]

47. I'd want hazard pay for sure!

[LymphocyteLover]

12. if he died of false vacuum decay, we and the entire the universe are also screwed!

[littlemissmartypants]

27. Not necessarily. It's possible only the atoms he is composed of would be affected.

Let's not stand in the way. We may have to make sacrifices for the greater good some day. 😉🫡

[Orrex]

63. It was meant as a commentary on how much Graham sucked

[niyad]

15. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

41. Soon...

Perhaps the entire house of pedo cards will fall? 🤞🤞🤞🤞

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

59. YES!!!

[GreenWave]

16. Tomorrow, when the Death Angels arrive, everybody should STFU but...

...the Orange Blabbermouth can't resist and is first to die. Then his cult starts to whimper and they too expire. Then all global corrupt sob and also die.

Then the Death Angles leave.

And we all live happily ever after.

[twodogsbarking]

17. By mistake used Ben Gay in place of Preperation H and launched into the atmosphere only to be struck by

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a returning Air Force One plane. An orange cloud was seen.

[C_U_L8R]

18. Death comes in threes, it's said.

Mitch and Lindsey are waiting for their threesome to be complete.

[Blue Owl]

26. Graham Trumps McConnell

Because it was so unexpected….

[Joinfortmill]

19. Not yet, but his buddies are dropping like flies. TickTock

[Blue Owl]

24. Wham Bam thank you Graham

[Liberal In Texas]

21. Reaper

[CaptainTruth]

32. First thing I thought of!

[surfered]

37. Is Trump even in that thing?

[dalton99a]

29. Delay after delay after delay

[littlemissmartypants]

30. Keep the faith, dalton99a. He'll get there eventually. ❤️🤞

[dalton99a]

31. It will be a joyful day for the world.

[littlemissmartypants]

33. I've got my dancing shoes at the ready. 🫡🌞

[Xavier Breath]

51. I like the two standing together, conferring over the plans.

The devil is truly in the details.

[CaptainTruth]

34. Appetizer joke I saw this morning...

Lindsey Graham's death is like getting a free appetizer because your entree is taking so long.

[hlthe2b]

35. "Seconds after Lindsey's death announced, the orange blob undoubtedly was announcing...

the impact on HIM!"

Shit, even these turkey buzzards mourn the dead--even another species (not unlike Lindsey to Trump)




Just wait until the crowds gather after YOUR demise, orange blob...Celebration like the world "has never seen before nor will again!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

62. The orange blob makes everything about him

[surfered]

36. That feeling you get when you wake up to an obituary, but it was not the one you were hoping for

[EarthFirst]

39. Now serving 47. Number 47...? nt

[surfered]

43. This

[BlueKota]

52. Not yet

but when his time comes, I bet Mitch and Lindsey will be waiting to have a precisely 20 minute chat with him.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

53. Death comes in threes

Link to tweet

Remember death comes in threes. Mitch, Lindsay and ?

— juhneenhow she/her (@juhneenhowe.bsky.social) 2026-07-12T07:37:49.600Z

Link to tweet

Death always comes in threes..
1) Mitch McConnell
2) Lindsey Graham

Could number 3 be

3) Senile Satan 🙏

— Sharon 🫶🏻💙🦋🍿🐸🚫👑 (@sharonsf.bsky.social) 2026-07-12T09:56:29.855Z

[Wicked Blue]

55. He who?

Orange Pedo, Moscow Mitch or Lackey Lindsey?

Nice if we got a trifecta.

[SWBTATTReg]

56. Ahhhh, I see from all of the 3-somes here on who's going to be the 3rd wheel in our game of death,

Graham, and soon to join him soon, the remaining two, tRUMP and Mitch. I wonder if anyone is taking bets / odds here?