You shouldn't badmouth Lindsay Graham

[BaronChocula]

The prick's name was LindsEY. Not Lindsay.

That being said, it looks like he may have had an underlying health issue if they're correct and he died from a (potentially painful) aortic dissection. Even when you have top-tier health coverage that you prevent others from accessing, it doesn't guarantee longevity.

[The Roux Comes First]

1. And Many Want to Believe That Karma Plays a Role, Too

Although present evidence is quite mixed.

[dalton99a]

2. His drinking habits didn't help

https://newrepublic.com/post/205289/republican-senator-lindsey-graham-alcohol-vomit-fish-tank

Malcolm Ferguson / January 14, 2026 / 11:26 a.m. ET
Republican Senator Writes About Lindsey Graham’s Vomit in Fish Tank
Senator John Kennedy says Lindsey Graham loves alcohol like nothing else.

Senator John Kennedy shared some revealing information about his fellow GOPer Lindsey Graham in his new book, confirming Graham’s hawkish sensibilities and his penchant for alcoholic beverages.

“If you want to stump Lindsey, just ask him to name a country he wouldn’t bomb,” Kennedy wrote in his book, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will.

Then Kennedy moved on to the drink.

“Invite him to dinner, and you don’t know if he’ll sit down for an intelligent conversation or get drunk and vomit in the fish tank. But that’s why I like him.”

This isn’t the first time Graham’s drinking has come up. In 2015, New York magazine wrote that Graham “likes a drink so much he thinks drinking more might just solve the problems in Washington.” And just last month, he appeared visibly drunk while answering questions at a news conference in Charleston, South Carolina.