well, i guess he's alive after all... maybe

[orleans]

(saw this on bluesky. there is a definite resemblance to a similar photo where there is no newspaper)

Just saw proof of life photo of Mitch McConnell. Lindsey Graham looks more alive

— Dean Obeidallah (@deanobeidallah.bsky.social) 2026-07-12T22:54:24.336Z

Kinda wild how Mitch McConnell released his statement right after Lindsay Graham died.

— Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 (@shelleybwoke.bsky.social) 2026-07-12T23:09:55.065Z

It took McConnell's team a few tries to get it right.

— TofuNYC 🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🇬🇱🚫👑🖕🧊 (@groguspeak.bsky.social) 2026-07-12T23:04:20.323Z

[BannonsLiver]

1. Alive but he has just over 5 months left on his term. I bet he's in the rehab for at least a month.

So that takes it to 4. And he’s probably still going to be a hot mess. We’re down to the last shit stains in the bowl at this point with this guys senate career one way or another.

[Xavier Breath]

2. That bottom post.

[orleans]

4. i know! cracked me up too! nt

[Charlie Chapulin]

3. I thought Elaine Chao was incommunicado in China.

[orleans]

5. she was. so... maybe she's back or maybe it's photoshop/ai?

who the hell really knows at this point
they are all such liars who knows when there is any truth to their twisted tales

[orthoclad]

6. I vote for photoshop and faked "statement"