There is nothing in Moscow Mitch's life

[Aviation Pro]

That says, “I read the sports section.”

Nothing.

The photo is AI.

[erronis]

1. I'm missing a reference. Suppose I should go hunting for it.

[Beachnutt]

3. This may help

[erronis]

4. Thanks! Is that his "wife" who is in China sitting next to him?

Finally, the Chinese have mastered teleportation - or better yet "Very Strange Effects at a Distance".

[niyad]

9. She came back several days ago, commented on here on DU.

[Beachnutt]

2. Kentucky Governor

Should give him a visit in the hospital

[malaise]

5. He's not in hospital

He’s at a Rehab Center - if you believe any of their crap

[vapor2]

6. I cannot believe the photo either

[RockRaven]

7. Weekend at Yertle's

[Blues Heron]

8. photo is sus, the finger halo is weird, like they photoshopped it

[Mme. Defarge]

10. Bookmarking!

I heard it here first.