Today's Tiedrich rant: antichrist speaks at National Prayer Breakfast

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/antichrist-speaks-at-national-prayer

Little Donny Convict — the man his cultists believe is God’s Own Avatar On Earth — is what would happen if the seven Deadly Sins became a real boy. let’s run through the list: pride — yup. greed — you betcha. lust — just ask Ivanka. envy — no shit. gluttony — have you seen his waistline? wrath — ducked any ketchup bottles lately? sloth — the lazy fuck drives his golf cart right up onto the green.

with those bona fides, it’s only natural that God’s Own Avatar be chosen to speak at the National Prayer Breakfast.

how’d the speech go? it was a burst trash bag of incoherence — brags, boasts, outright lies, and fairy-tale fantasy nonsense. let’s settle in and sample some of the effluvia that slowly oozed out of Donny’s rancid anus-mouth.

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... “remember in 2016, that was a whole big part of my campaign — ‘you’re gonna say Merry Christmas.’ well, now they do it again. I don’t know if you've been watching, but we got rid of woke over the last two weeks. woke is gonzo.’” ...

oh yeah, I remember well those dark days when you couldn’t say Merry Christmas — because if you did, MS-13 gang members would appear out of nowhere and beat the shit of you. thank fuck that Dear Leader put an end to that.

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There's much, much more on this rant and it's one of Tiedrich's finest and funniest.

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[marble falls]

1. I see he's gone orange to babyshit. Nice look on him.

[FakeNoose]

2. If his hair ever turns green we can call him an Oompa-Loompa

(from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

[Skittles]

3. he is browner than the immigrants he demonizes