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Today's Tiedrich rant: lying shitweasel gets pantsed by French president
Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/lying-shitweasel-gets-pantsed-by
the most infuriating thing about Donny Convict’s compulsive habit of lying about every fucking thing is that he gets away with it.
Donny could hold a press conference to announce that the moon is made of beef and all the reporters in the room would nod their heads dutifully, and write it down. maybe — just maybe — The New York Times, if they’re feeling cheeky, might go with ‘Donny misleads on taste of moon,’ but that would be the end of it.
that’s why it was super fucking satisfying to watch French President Emmanuel Macron call out Donny on his bullshit, on live TV. but wait — before we get to the main event, first we have to endure the obligatory Battle of the Alpha Dog Handshakers.
what’s that, you ask? this: if you go to shake Donny’s hand, he’s going grab yours and roughly jerk it towards him, in an attempt to get you to stumble and fall. it’s a childish I’m the dominant bro thing. Donny got away with that shit during his first term, but now everyone knows it’s coming, and prepares for it — and no one more so than Macron. so now, every time they meet, Macron grabs Donny’s hand and does not let go. in essence, Macron is going yeah, fuck off with this nonsense, you frail old man. I could drop you like a sack of potatoes — except he’s saying it with a cool French accent.
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Donny could hold a press conference to announce that the moon is made of beef and all the reporters in the room would nod their heads dutifully, and write it down. maybe — just maybe — The New York Times, if they’re feeling cheeky, might go with ‘Donny misleads on taste of moon,’ but that would be the end of it.
that’s why it was super fucking satisfying to watch French President Emmanuel Macron call out Donny on his bullshit, on live TV. but wait — before we get to the main event, first we have to endure the obligatory Battle of the Alpha Dog Handshakers.
what’s that, you ask? this: if you go to shake Donny’s hand, he’s going grab yours and roughly jerk it towards him, in an attempt to get you to stumble and fall. it’s a childish I’m the dominant bro thing. Donny got away with that shit during his first term, but now everyone knows it’s coming, and prepares for it — and no one more so than Macron. so now, every time they meet, Macron grabs Donny’s hand and does not let go. in essence, Macron is going yeah, fuck off with this nonsense, you frail old man. I could drop you like a sack of potatoes — except he’s saying it with a cool French accent.
This is a classic Tiedrich rant that should not be missed. He builds slowly, talking about handshakes, but when he gets to the point ... WOW! Zing!
President Macron told Chump the TRUTH and handed him his ass in front of the TV cameras.
