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The Borowitz Report: Musk Puts Trump in Charge of New Unit Called DOZE
Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/musk-puts-trump-in-charge-of-new
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Elon Musk announced on Friday that he had tapped Donald J. Trump to lead a new government unit called DOZE.
Musk said he was “totally pumped” to see what Trump can accomplish at DOZE, which stands for the Department Of Zero Efficiency.
“Just as a computer goes to sleep to conserve precious energy, President Trump will perform this important task at DOZE,” Musk said. “This will enable others to do the real work of this government.”
The Tesla chief said he was “blown away” by Trump’s talent for sleeping, adding, “He’s like me after a monster dose of ketamine.”
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Musk said he was “totally pumped” to see what Trump can accomplish at DOZE, which stands for the Department Of Zero Efficiency.
“Just as a computer goes to sleep to conserve precious energy, President Trump will perform this important task at DOZE,” Musk said. “This will enable others to do the real work of this government.”
The Tesla chief said he was “blown away” by Trump’s talent for sleeping, adding, “He’s like me after a monster dose of ketamine.”
Maybe this will mean the return of "the pillow guy"?
